Lawrence Prestidge

Welcome to the family :) Keep Calm and Carry On is out now on @PrimeVideo @primevideouk Check out the series here! amazon.co.uk/Keep-Calm-Carr… @KelShirl @kayleigh_pr @JadenPret @chisdel @harriet_thorpe @jess_impiazzi #tvshow #tv #tvseries #series #television #comedy #outnow

@disclosetv Nothing to suggest Saudi or Qatar been hit

JUST IN - Explosions in Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Qatar.

IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🦖

@NUFCgallowgate Up there

Worst performance under Howe? #NUFC

@LukeEdwardsTele Simply do not have a good enough squad to deliver twice a week

Worst collective performance in a very long time. Nobody has played well. All the substitutes have been as bad as the players who started. Will be fascinating to hear from Howe afterwards because this has been abject #nufc

@NUFC No excuses today. Players. Manager. Awful. We simply do not have a squad capable of playing twice a week

Full-time ⏹️

@MagpieMediaX Very generous to Miley and tripps.. maybe burn - botman struggled all first half

Pope 7 Trippier 7 Thiaw 9 🥈 Botman 8 Burn 7 Miley 7.5 Joelinton 8 🥉 Bruno 9 🥇 Murphy 7.5 Gordon 7 Woltemade 7 Schar 7 Tonali 7 Barnes 7 Elanga 7 Osula 8 Howe 7 Atmosphere 4 Ref -10 #NUFC

@lijiang_li @ToonMouthTyne What was then?

@ToonMouthTyne It’s not best performance of the season, let alone country mile. Stop the sensationalism man. I know u need to appeal innocent fans with this but come on this is too obvious

@ToonMouthTyne Need this in the league now!

@M_Steeples Dropped you a DM Matthew!

The 15-day trial of fruitcake fantasist 'Fake Maddie' Julia Wandel (who also goes by the names Faustyna, Wandelt and Wendell and probably something else on a Thursday) and her shabby-not-chic Crocs wearing enabler Karen Spragg has begun at Leicester Crown Court this morning. I pity the Honourable Mrs Justice Cutts and the jury that have to endure over 2 weeks in the presence of this pair of tedious twerps. God only knows if the convicted criminal turned PR peddler for deviants Surjit Singh Clair will put in an appearance; maybe he's too busy daydreaming about his past 'clients', the not-so-lovely Maxine Carr and the not-so-lovely Karen Matthews. #MadeleineMcCann #Maddie #MissingPeople #JuliaWandel #KarenSpragg #SurjitSinghClair #KarenMatthews #MaxineCarr #Leicester #court #justice #fantasist #fruitcake #deranged #deviant

@paddypower @bet365

Newcastle fans now saying Alexander Isak downed tools last season on the pitch, as he didn't want them to qualify for the Champions League. An absolutely generational head loss, I'm sure we'd all agree.

@SkySports_Keith No thanks to anyone that helped him get to where he is. What a bad apple

Alexander Isak on his move to Liverpool from Newcastle: 🗣️ “It’s been a long journey to get here. But I’m super-happy to be a part of this team, this club and everything it stands for. 🗣️ “It’s something I’m proud of and I’m really looking forward to it. I’m just happy it’s done and that I can get back to work. 🗣️ “I’m looking forward to seeing my teammates and the fans, and getting back out there.” #NUFC

@Regista10_ Couple short for me. But let’s see what these lads can do till January

So our senior squad to tackle the PL, UCL & cups: Pope Ramsdale Livramento Trippier Krafth Schar Thiaw Lascelles Botman Burn Hall Bruno Tonali Joelinton Ramsey Willock Miley Elanga Murphy Gordon Barnes Seung-Soo Woltemade Wissa Osula #nufc

@LFC RAT

"I feel amazing" 🗣️❤️ Head to All Red Video to watch Alexander Isak's first interview as a Red in full 💻

@AnythingLFC_ Oh dear. Another club didn’t put Liverpool first? Say it isn’t so?

Moral of the story: if you want a move, be like Alexander Isak. Most Football Clubs don't care about players and their careers after they leave their club. Palace, Glasner and Parish have actively harmed Marc Guehi's career despite him showing them every ounce of respect.👍

@j7ws_ Rat

HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@ToonMouthTyne Think we get in one more after wissa?

@ToonMouthTyne If we went off paqueta.. can you imagine

@PeteGravesTV @SkySportsNews Any chance of any other additions just to give the #nufc fans a nice lil surprise?

I was wrong. Understand Wissa is IN NEWCASTLE completing his move to #nufc as we speak. Deal agreed in region of £50m. Latest on @SkySportsNews shortly in 30 secs... #DeadlineDay

@thomashammond__ Get in one more creative midfielder before the end of the day. Gets everyone back on side

Oh wow. It’s a big fee, but it completes an almost flawless window from #NUFC

@davez2010 Think we need a creative midfielder out of however to get all the fans back on side

🚨WISSA - Deal Done‼️2nd striker in the building. End the transfer window and #NUFC to kick on 🙏🏾⚫️⚪️