𝕃𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕

@xNickOnline This is gayer than Lindsey Graham giving a blowjob to RuPaul.

I still cannot fathom that people pay bro $125,000 to join his brotherhood. We live in a simulation.

@JimRoland15 I need chili again. I empty a can of Dr. Pepper in place of water.

There’s no comfort food like a simple bowl of scratch made chili that’s been simmering for hours.

@Chrisulfhednar And obese

Disney adults are mentally ill.

@jmillincook Seriously.

Who’s the idiot that said “Money won’t solve all of your problems” ??? I’ve got 99 problems and having more money would solve dang near ALL of them!!

@MoundLore LiDAR is such an amazing tool. There is so much to discover. Thanks @Manhattva for pointing this page out!

Illinois LiDAR

@mj196410 I quit in 2004. It was $20 a carton. (Tobacco is cheap in NC)

How can people afford to smoke when a pack of Marlboros is nearly $10 lol. Last time I bought a pack in 1984 they were probably a buck fifty.

@JimRoland15 Total Recall.

Aliens when I was 5. Definitely rewired my brain, horror movies since then are about as scary as reading a dictionary.

@NotZeraBP I was born in the early 80’s. I just remember things being so much cheaper. $5 in gas money filled half my tank in ‘99

@LSpoonerd It was way more than that in the 80s, like triple the price. close to 8x increase is still really bad inflation coupled with shrinkflation but people really need to stop making it sound worse than it is as it gives ammo when people point it out.

I went swimming with daughters and my 15 year old found a $1 bill in the pool. I told her not to spend it all in one place. She just looked at me saying this isn’t going to buy me anything. She placed the dollar in the ground and left it. 15 year old me would have got a 🥤&🍫

@vic_blankenship I remember $0.29 hamburgers on Tuesday’s and $0.39 cheeseburgers on Wednesday. I remember Big Mac’s being around $0.99. It’s been a long time.

@LSpoonerd There was 280% inflation between those years and I don't remember 50¢ Big Macs in 1980. I was a senior in high school and burned through pounds of weed then. Definitely would remember that

@GrandpaJoeSux Loved them as a kid but can’t stand them now.

@LSpoonerd And it's not even enjoyable to eat. They have the gall to still put that third piece of bread in there like we need it.

@16bitnostalgia Donkey Kong Country but also Battletoads.

What’s the first game you think of?

Netanyahu celebrating Memorial Day

@MattLeft99 @LibertarianMama We don’t even know what a libertarian is so I don’t think people will care.

@LSpoonerd @LibertarianMama Does a Wookie suit qualify as biz-casual?

Maybe I should start the “Normal Caucus” of the LP.

@dumbfuckancap @WesternAncap 🤣😂

@LSpoonerd @WesternAncap I think I’ve still got an actual Nazi but not sure what’s going on since SPLC money dried up

I’ll be for real, I have no libertarian friends IRL just on X.

@OfKnight1776 Feels kinda lonely.

@LSpoonerd Same

@dumbfuckancap @WesternAncap Always healthy to have that. Add a few racists to the mix to keep it interesting.

@LSpoonerd @WesternAncap I do, also have a few commies mixed in there, it’s healthy to avoid an echo chamber

@quackslikeadoug Maybe

@LSpoonerd Change that, move to NH

@Parley_Preaches 🙌🏻

@LSpoonerd Same