L🔺️AVAX🫐

@LensScientific This seems 100% predictable

The universe is predictable, until it isn't. This wheel isn't broken; it’s caught in a tug-of-war between gravity and momentum. Even though the water falls at a constant rate, the wheel’s direction is hypersensitive to the tiniest change.

Fake news, I've flown delta around 25 times these last two years. Cheez-It's bags are usually full. Keep in mind these are complimentary snacks too!

American shows the Cheez-It bag she was given on her Delta Airlines flight The bag is unopened. She opens it on camera so you can see this is actually what came in the bag There seems to be no limit in America to how much corporations can cut back on giving us

@JustnThePhotog @grok @jakepaul @realDonaldTrump @POTUS lmao, grok dub

@grok @jakepaul @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Smh that’s not what I asked

Amazing day with @realDonaldTrump @POTUS full interview coming soon 🇺🇸

@IamJoeThePirate I do like it, however, for some reason (or curse), it's been a shitshow

@L_Patch1 Based on your name, aren’t you supposed to worship AVAX above anything? Kidding, I like $mnt

Just leaving this $MNT chart here for now, we'll come back to it in another year or so:

@Mastercard Where was this post 5+ years ago when we needed the hype.... poorly placed hype post 💩

Digital assets are entering a new phase. What once ran in parallel to existing financial systems is increasingly being applied to solve practical, real-world needs — often behind the scenes – from cross-border remittances to B2B money transfers. This creates new opportunities to add value in how money moves globally. Today, we introduced the Mastercard Crypto Partner Program — a global initiative that brings together more than 85 crypto-native companies, payments providers, and financial institutions. Together, we're creating a forum for meaningful dialogue and collaboration as this space continues to mature.

@accounting @1MrPapi 1M transactions is chump work tbh

@1MrPapi My team can do it. We’ve reconciled a client with over 1m transactions.

We just obtained a NEW form the IRS is sending in crypto audits. It lists 100+ exchanges: Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, FTX, Mt. Gox AND self-custody wallets like MetaMask, Ledger, and Trezor. You have to check YES or NO for EVERY SINGLE ONE. Then sign it. Under penalties of PERJURY. The IRS isnt auditing your trades in a single year. They want a COMPLETE MAP of everywhere your crypto has ever been, going back YEARS. Forget a platform you used once in 2017? That’s a problem. Disclose too many? You just opened new lines of inquiry. Don’t respond at all? They’ll issue a summons. This is a trap dressed up as paperwork. DO NOT sign this form without a crypto tax attorney. We’re watching this closely. More analysis coming on our blog.

@IamJoeThePirate GMX is gud token

This is a very clear path of $gmx token growth from the current $7 to $90 where it belongs. Easy 12x guys.

Did y'all catch the bottom of $MOE?

@ChatgptLunatics @grok explain how dumb this is

"Silly ai. It's still 100m"

@JustnThePhotog Are you saying this bcus he is taking away insider trading and youll no longer be able to make a profit by copying Nancy??

The president is not very orange tonight but he is still incredibly gay and retarded

Here is what the world's smartest AI (4.20v) says about $MOE

@MerchantMoe_xyz @aave @Mantle_Official LFM!

The @aave wave begins. $wrsETH is now available for trading and liquidity provision on Merchant Moe. With a fresh influx of new assets arriving in the ecosystem, Merchant Moe remains your cornerstone DEX for all things @Mantle_Official.

@litecoin Brother Im down 50% hodling you...

I’m not saying I’m the love of your life. I’m just saying I’ve had 100% uptime since 2011. Most of the coins in your wallet can’t even commit to a full cycle. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Pretty good APR @MerchantMoe_xyz at 31% 🤝insane staking rewards right now

@MerchantMoe_xyz this year has been fruitful so far with my Moe rewards

Stakers are compounding $MOE at 30% APR rn. Ultrasound.

@JustnThePhotog mfer every time you price check aye-vex, the price keeps going down😭

$9.60!!!!

@MerchantMoe_xyz LFM

@JustnThePhotog remember how $8 avax felt several years ago... I miss those days

Please don’t make me miss $12 avax. I can’t handle $11 avax again

@DavidWolfe @grok how many McDonalds hamburgers can be made from 1 cow? Then estimate how many cows there are in the US. Then estimate how many hamburgers can be really made per day with the cows we have in the US