is jus me, Gwen 🐿️🐇🦇

i just lied to oomf

borgor

I cannot see my replies under other people's tweets😱

I think I'm shadowbanned… because otherwise it means I am ignored… bweeeh😭

@CrimsonLuminoth Can you see it here?

@CrimsonLuminoth Whaaat!!! I was just being pathetic for a lark, but maybe it's true then…

I'm going to invent an oomfie you can chew on a li'l bit c:

anyone else pee a little when they cast spells? (ᗒ⩊ᗕ)

@graveghostie I took my LEGO Boba Fett to school one day, his head dropped on the floor, and the teacher just happened to walk by and kicked it with his shoe. I'm not sure if he realised what it was.

do I put everyone from my 1st grade Catholic school class in a group chat and ask who did it

I remember once when it was only the few of us left who took German who were in school (the others were on a school trip; we had already been on ours) so there was no point in having English class and I put on the episode of The Germans. It was not appreciated, idk why😂

By virtue of how few episodes there are—but also because of how excellent it is—Fawlty Towers has to be the show I've watched in its entirety the most amount of times. No idea, but surely over thirty times.

I just– I love women🥹

@PayaPiper @CrimsonLuminoth Have you had enough treats today? And what of pets?

@CrimsonLuminoth @Lackadoodle Mmmm meow meow hello :3 :3c

May I speak to the cat of the house?

I wish it were raining.

lovercase

yes i have a type! my type is someone who is nice to me and a pervert

@rasm835g I've been thinking of getting into bed; any tips or recommendations?

I love getting into bed

One good thing I will say about Anglo-Saxons is that they've put some awesome things on toast: peanut butter and jam, baked beans, vegemite…

Sometimes you have to be the 68th like, destroying something so someone may build upon it.

She's so fucking awesome I need to get into her music more

@virrals Same but also for British.

honestly get so disgusted when people in my replies mistake me for an american