Travesty

@eatinerni Real chicken

Add one thing to this chicken sandwich to make it better

@1keezybaby It’s sad to see such a yummy meal in a styrofoam box.

Smash or pass ?

My Scrub Daddy hates it when we decide to have cucumbers for dinner.

@MbarkCherguia I’d wear this to Sturgis. Biker’s would love me.

On what occasion do you wear this?

@PandaMexiCaleb Sandwich, salad and a Gatorade sounds pretty good.

Make a meal with 10 dollars? I'll go with sandwich, doritos dynamite, Gatorade, and water

@SSB_Rick People who want to ban stuff should be banned. We need a no Karen policy.

Alcohol should be banned

@AmiriKing Sounds yummy. Go for it

@LacksClass I’ve been thinking about doing seasoning salt.

I’m a pepper head. Currently growing 11 varieties in a cross pollination process to create an entirely new breed of pepper. ‘Lagrima Escarlata’ In the meantime, I’m making a FUCK TON of hot sauce. Check me out. 😎 Any other pepper heads out there?

@ashleyschendel Never buy a man a wallet. We must pick out our own. My wife kept a wallet she bought for me for ten years before she finally got rid of it.

Very rarely will you need to buy your husband a new wallet, but when that day comes, it is somehow a major household decision and you cannot screw it up. Men will carry the same wallet for 20 years with the corners falling apart and still say it’s fine. So this is not the moment for creativity. Slim, durable, leather if he’s a leather guy, metal if he already likes that kind of thing. Do not surprise a man with a weird wallet.

@VinnysCorner1 The Aints

What are the BEST team nicknames ever?

@messedupfoods I rarely get fries. I get two burgers

@mariotomich Side bends and no diet will just give you bigger love handles.

Nope. If you want to get rid of your love handles, you need to fix what's going on in the kitchen. No amount of these side bends will make any meaningful difference.

@Oceanbreeze473 Her heart is failing

Do her feet have a shrimp allergy?

stop it!!!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

@trinity2pointO Bachan’s was bought by a mega company. Soon it will taste different and you will never want to eat it again.

I just don’t want beef n rice right now without this sauce. Not something I’d typically pick up but damn, son.

@SGTWipper1Each Don’t ask. Don’t tell. If you’re not early, you are late.

What’s something you learned in the military that still helps you today?

@_ROB_29 Trailers post Hurricane Katrina.

What in the hillbilly hell is this? 💀

@2ray_degenemax Chicken/Country Fried Steak is super easy to make.

これ普通に美味しそうだよね。日本人の味覚にも合いそうだし食べてみたいなぁ.....

@NoDMsPerfavore It’s a chastity belt remover.

Name this tool. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! 😂

@eatinerni Price/lb lets you know which one is king.

Choose only one to eat forever 🙏