Lacrymogène

@kramerposts the European mind cannot comprehend your PUBLIC TRANSIT

I literally never thought I’d say this but the American mind cannot comprehend European gas prices

@9chabard you (about to drop a joke about Jesus being boiled in poop): "so yeah my girlfriend"

c’est moi (elle est française)

@9chabard I am a professional translator and "tenebrously" is a hilarious word

the best part of having a french girlfriend is sometimes she'll fake knowing what the english word for something is with cognates and say something like "tenebrously"

Typing furiously to avoid the demons haunting me

We're all just contaminating each other home

Who's the prettiest princess

follower moi pour tout les uhh tweets qui uhhhhh arrivée uuuhh plus récent

le situation démographique est changée... Les français mangeait les allemands

someone is tweeting on a laptop and it just looks like they are doing work emails........

Someone is trying to find "DJ MICrobead phone"

I'm a pretty princess yayyyyy

Le twirle

@A_Variengien J'aime le baguette hon hon hon

I sure love baguettes

This jesscamp I have come to realise that Germans are actually very cool and nice and french people should be much kinder to them

dogs at JESSCAMP

me again

"eat the rich" fake vegetarians but I'll allow it

@earnestpost Pas dans la France à Macron

@Lacrymogene Y en a trop déjà

bon on m'a parlé d'une révolution française on en est où