maybe a cartoonist but definitely a goblin

@freeyourmusic your app has been stuck on ‘upgrading database’ with a number string for 20+ minutes. Are you down?

I must endure the horrors so I can deserve a lil treat

We can throw out the Kinsey scale, just tell me how recently you’ve discovered @chappellroan

Happy Arbor Day to every single tree in the entire world 💚

It’s not the captchas that get me, it’s those little 6-digit codes I’m texted that throw my dyslexia for a loop. And every time I’m convinced I put them in wrong and a siren will go off somewhere

I didn’t expect to discover a new fetish this trip but it turns out there are rock climbers with welsh accents

Horror and comedy are basically the same thing. Find a lil piece of reality and fuck with it until your brain cracks.

Ah yes international travel a whole new set of social cues I don’t pick up on

@SFcradle2grave @ramaboo @bmantraffic That was renegade burn down the highway not communicating with the org/gate; when they let everyone leave without pulsing traffic it meant that there was no space between cars for people to make the left turn onto 447.

@ramaboo @LadyCartoonist @bmantraffic I'm sure gate crew is all over this. They plan well. Like exodus last year

The gate will remain closed until noon PT Wednesday 8/23. If you were planning to travel to BRC with a Work Access Pass before then, delay your plans. DO NOT drive to Gerlach, you will be turned around — there are no rooms available. We will post additional updates here.

@ramaboo @bmantraffic It’s not a contest of who’s been put out or ‘screwed’ the most. Staff is equally having a terrible time- some left to go to gerlach for the day and couldn’t return. People on playa have portos that can’t be emptied. Food can’t be delivered. Have some empathy.

@bmantraffic Please have a special line for Monday waps as we have all the big box trucks/art and are most screwed by this

It’s an interesting quirk of my life that, being known as the ‘mushroom lady’, I hear from my friends far more in the winter when then send me pictures of mushrooms to identify.

Utter devastation left by the wildfires in Maui, Hawaï. It is far from hyperbole to say that Lahaina has been wiped off the map. Credit: Vince Carter

The last time I was on the Vegas strip was to see @alyankovic , at least 6 years ago- this time for a Star Trek convention. That’s about what gets me to Vegas.

SUPER EXCITED to be arriving at #stlv ! I grew up going to Star Trek conventions, but this is my first in my adult life! I made two cosplays, one as Saavik and one as Ripley, since I had the curly mullet anyways.

On the island of Newfoundland, Canada, people saw a colossal iceberg approaching the mainland.

Also I’m sorry.

Ok so I am thinking about fantasy humanoid characters with wings. In drawings of young versions, I see them with adorable lil wing buds that will get bigger. Reversing that and having weird lil arm buds in the same way is deeply unsettling.

Like what if it was reversed, and the wings were size proportional but they had little arm buds; and instead of having to grow feathers they had to grow fingers

@korybing I’m sorry but I need to bring you in on this horrible mental exercise because I don’t know who else will get it

@oyvindaa Amazing! What’s the site?

Why the heck is it so hard to find out what direct, nonstop routes exist from any given airport? Seems every airline wants to hide this information under the worst possible UX, if they show it at all