LadyContilius .she/her they/them.

My book is available on @amazon amazon.com/dp/B0BHJGVQCN/…

Welp. There goes my 4.0.

@Roxtar4real I voted no. When he has it back, I'm out

Elon is apparently bringing back 45 because a he ran a poll and the results were favorable to his account being restored. WHO WAS POLLED??? If Twitter wasn't in Hell before, it is now

@MagnumWhisper @disobey Uplifting vibes with poop talk welcome

@disobey Retro seasonal sexy stimulation super station

pitch your brand in 6 words. GO 👀👇

@SignalFire75 @Sophia_Nyx @harkov311 Ferris Bueller

fav matthew broderick movie?

@MagnumWhisper @SKTheKingYT

NO CHEATING. Type your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up 🤔

Sir burped and then a few minutes later, he farted. Sir: "Thankfully i didn't do those both at the same time... my guts would've fell out of my butt." Me cries in almost nurse practitioner

@Barbalicious3 Love on him tons for me

@LadyContilius Yes!! He's a scared baby that just had surgery but he's home and safe.

So.... I officially adopted a cat yesterday! His new name is Cheez It! He's the cutest orange and white baby. He's coming home on the 15th and I'm so excited!! Pictures will come when he's home and settled in. I'm just too excited to not share right now.

My book is on Amazon! It's a great book for ages 3-8. I think it makes a great holiday gift! amazon.com/James-Pandiraf…

Kitties contilius love the new couch. Soaking in all the cuddles

@SignalFire75 @debedee21 Relief

I feel like my hips are going to break in half.

@SignalFire75 @debedee21 Anything by John Hughes

Perfect holiday gift 🎁

The farts are a tootin

@DearAsMax Daddy @elonmusk how much to get stepdaddy a check?

@Roxtar4real Daddy? I'm sorry... daddy?

Because it's been a while...

When I turned 18, the first thing I did after going to school, was registering to vote. I consider it a great privilege to be able to vote. I believe it honors all of the Americans, past and present, who fought and are fighting for our rights. I hope a blue wave washes us tonight

Does it even count if you didn't get a sticker or post a selfie?