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@servicerotties Those eyes make me want to give you my social security number and my firstborn 🥺

With my team out of the playoffs, Goaltreat Season is officially over. But don't worry. I'm not actually going to starve. I have other ways of ensuring humans have no choice but to give me something. Admit it. These eyes make you want to give me a treat and rub my ears.

@bunsenbernerbmd Beaker is finally reunited with beloved dirt 💓

Everyone: Yay Nature Beaker: DIGGING

@TheWolfmanDB I can't be the only one who hears this in their brain

Omg. I need this in my life

@dog_rates @DisneylandMemes I didn't think it was possible for a Rumba to look confused

This is Geoff. He's lucky to be in a household that values sleepiness over cleanliness. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

@gregthesorcerer If the shortest gnome is 3 feet, and there was 16 of them, that would make your dream girl 48 feet tall. For my fellow Americans, that's about the 9.5 refrigerators stacked on top of each other. I guess if you're going to dream, dream BIG.

Brought this 10/10 girl home from a date only for it to turn out that she was actually 16 gnomes stacked on top of each other in a trench coat #GnomedAgain

@bunsenbernerbmd The ceremonial passing of the spine 😆

That’s not your spine!!!

@gregthesorcerer Looks like a stamina potion

Bottoms up

@bunsenbernerbmd Inside the mind of Beaker: There it is. It's time. May the odds be in my favor. Artemis...is the moon truly made out of cheese?

Beaker is all of us right now with Artemis.❤️❤️❤️🚀🚀🚀

@dog_rates That bear from now on will think twice before taking a bite of Honey 🍯

This is Honey. She's a half-blind senior who survived a bear attack while protecting her family and farm. “She protected our chickens and our family," said her mom. "She’s our little savior." Honey has been treated for her injuries and is on the mend. We're awarding her our highest honor, a 15/10

@dog_rates Cannoli was told the pancake griddle was a waffle iron. That kind of disappointment never dissappears.

This is Cannoli. He shows up in almost every Facebook Marketplace ad placed by his human. He often overshadows the items for sale, some of which are cut off entirely. He seems mostly on board with modeling, but we're curious about his grudge against the pancake griddle. 13/10

@MerriamWebster Where does 'Enrage' stand in all of this?

‘Rage’ and ‘outrage’ aren’t etymologically related. ‘Rage’ is from the Latin ‘rabere’ (to be mad). ‘Outrage’ is from Anglo-French ‘utrage’ (insult), from Latin 'ultra' (beyond). We hope this doesn’t make you mad.

@dog_rates @SWNS This is what happens when you let your dog listen to true crime podcasts

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

@woofknight - loaf of bread - extension cord - toaster

@MarkoRaassina During the 2020 lock down I bought a box of these guys on an impulse to find something happy. While they didn't eliminate all of my problems, they did ease some of the stress 🦖

I wonder if they still make those sponge dinosaur toys?

@Rainmaker1973 Carpeted bathroom floors

In 3 words

@dog_rates Frankie looks like she just skied down the mountain with finesse and then saying: "Mr. Bond, welcome to my resort. Can I interest you in a brandy? Or perhaps something with a bit more...bite?"

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

@dog_rates Maybe you should make a side account called WeRateRocks

We only rate dogs. This is a really cool rock. We can understand why you would want to share, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

@Idolomantises Lol! Was waiting for this joke to be made 😆

Mantis Moment

@bunsenbernerbmd He needs matching booties!!!!!

Brix’s parka is just too cute

@bunsenbernerbmd Gives me vibes of this meme

When you call for backup and your backup is the literally Mountian