LadyRaaRaa

Hi @the_traitors_ @BBC can you rethink the high pitched intermittent random noise in the next series for the sake of my dog? Ta x

@foofyj 🤣

Tone-deaf

@foofyj @catdeeley @benshephard @SamNivola @bbcstrictly @thismorning @netflix @ITV Let’s teach the girls on the weekend 😂

@catdeeley @benshephard @SamNivola @bbcstrictly @thismorning @netflix @ITV @LadyRaaRaa

If there’s one thing I love, it’s certainly dancing on television… 😉💃 How would you rate our performance of #ThePerfectCouple dance?! @BenShephard @SamNivola @BBCStrictly @ThisMorning @Netflix

Still not over that nobody brought this up. Wtf?! 🫣

Me: I’m going to have an early night tonight. My brain: Isn’t it strange that Middlesbrough is spelt Middlesbrough but Edinburgh is spelt Edinburgh, yet you pronounce the ending the same 🤯

@RamshawCraig Hoping he wins the lot 🤞

@LadyRaaRaa And Harry might just be the best!

Paul has to be the worst reality villain EVER 🫣 #TheTraitorsUK

Belter of a thread 😂

Not only is #FoolMeOnce pretty shite, but are we supposed to believe that there are 2-3 year olds who are that well behaved, like, all of the time?

Honestly Gary Neville, shut up

Why are we all not talking about Cher’s Christmas banger though?

Also, following on from this point, what’s happening to all these people in the wings when it finishes tomorrow? I’m attached. I want to see their games. I need answers.

Now I love @StephenMulhern and I love #DealOrNoDeal even more (obviously) but it is really grinding my gears that he keeps saying the players have beat the banker when they sell their box for more than what it’s worth BUT didn’t go at the game’s highest offer. That’s not a win!

How have Danielle’s plaits stayed so immaculate all this time? #ImACelebrity

@claremackint0sh This is one of my favourite ever books. The middle SHOOK me. Will never forget it 😂

Reader, I signed it…

OMG there is a woman next to me in the hairdressing salon reading one of my books - do I say hello? Offer to sign it? Keep quiet? What would you do?

Got to be having a laugh with this. Absolute shite.

New year 3 boy arrives at school. Close to exclusion at his previous place. Mum deciding to jump before pushed. On the first day I get a knock on my office door requesting help. I enter into a game of cat and mouse with our young man, who is removing clothes and armed with a stick. As I peer around corners, we supervise from a distance. Eventually he's exhausted, and we offer him a seat. I look at him and think that no child ever chooses to be in this situation. As he rests, red faced, I put on his socks and then his shoes for him. As I do, I tell him that this is now his school, and that he's going nowhere. It's a curveball and not what he expected. Sometimes sanctions and consequences just aren't in anyone's best interests. The right decision should always be the one that has some kind of a positive outcome.

🗓️ On Monday, many AEP members will begin action short of strike action, as part of our campaign to #SaveOurServices 🪧 This action is always a last resort, but our employers have not acted- to improve declining pay, a chronic shortage of EPs & crippling workloads. #TwitterEPs

@foofyj 🤣 👏

Whaaaaaaaaat genuinely thought Hallie was going to win?! #BBUK