wordsbycatherineprutton

Pre orders sorted now I have some calendars left ready to be posted! Follow the link etsy.com/uk/listing/109…

Hello! I put together a collection of my poems into a book and you can buy it if you like ❤️ amazon.co.uk/s?k=Stardust+C…

First trip overseas @bret_rospective and I played a show to 1 in Vancouver. Didn't find out till the end that they'd left during the show. We based a scene in our tv show on it. Years later we did the pretty much the same show at the Hollywood Bowl to around 18,000 people.

A Friday smile… #StillBringingSunshine 👓🌞♥️

I was that one person in the lovely @georgie_grier audience. We had a lovely hug at the end and she was so professional and brave and she gave me everything. You should be so proud angel! Thank YOU! Now go get em girl 💪 #edfringe @edfringe

Nature is amazing! A camera recorded from start to finish how a bird built its nest and had its chicks.

@eleanorturney Even as a parent of a lively (🥴🫠😬) child I draw the line at that 😅

Look. I travel with small children. I get it. It's hard. I am sympathetic! I will offer to help you on and off the train, I will play peekaboo and entertain your kid, I will share colouring pens etc. But don't give your kid a fucking whistle on the train.

One man can’t use a Coutts bank Millions now using food banks Which gets the most coverage? Which gets most Govt intervention? Which gets the speediest action? This country is broken.

So I’m going to try and summarise why the ticket office closures are a problem for disabled people. Since Covid, there’s been a major push not to use cash. So of course the money going to a ticket office is going to be less.

Could the Government please explain why they think this is acceptable? Blind and partially sighted people will lose access to public transportation if ticket office closures go ahead This is shocking!!! #TicketOfficeClosures #TrainTravel

Schools rewarding 100% attendance is ableist.

@LittleHardman @AmandaPCraig I’ve had it 3 times in total, first bout was aged 8!

@AmandaPCraig Why over 50s?

My annual plea to all over 50s: get a shingles jab. Don’t wait for the one offered at 70 by the NHS. Ask a chemist, if you can pay. The agony is not worth it, and the nerve damage can be permanent. ( Yet another pal has realised this too late.)

your regular reminder that these are THE ABSOLUTE SAME DRUG and branding something as period pain relief and doubling the price is disgusting

@CarolineMoss Remember how they told us that Geri was the “curvy” spice girl?

@rabbitinahat Yes

@salenagodden We are made of stardust 💫❤️

@EllaFrears More than welcome to use this one, the only reason I suggest is that I’ve had a few people who have asked permission to use it for funerals ❤️ sending love to your friend x

A lovely friend has asked for recommendations for poems for his mum’s funeral, can anyone help? (ideally gesturing at a sweet, kind, supportive mother figure) thank you x

Jenny, you can still love someone who has had a stroke. I mean please don’t, because you give absolute boner killer vibes - but ya know.

While @BorisJohnson lied and partied.. THIS WAS MY LAST CONTACT WITH MY DAD. I Followed the rules. We couldn't even have a proper funeral. I'll never forgive or forget what this government did. Rest in peace dad. #ToryLiars #DishonoursList #BorisTheLiar