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The PL run-in🫡. Safe to say it's not over yet, as most of these are playing eachother quite a few times, and with us not playing every 3 days, we might just have a shot at not bolloxing things up every week. 😆 EDDIE HOWE'S EUROPEAN PUSH MAGS!!💪 HWTL!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #NUFC

🚨 - BREAKING - #NUFC U15s have WON the Orange Veins Cup Rotterdam after beating French heavyweights PSG on penalties in the final this afternoon, just one week after winning the PL International Tournament at Cobham! 🏆 These boys are absolutely flying man! 🌟

@SupportersNufc Big thanks for everything, been good and versatile for us when he played, but please replace him with someone with a higher potential and who isn't injured most of the time. 🤷🏼‍♂️

🛡️ Emil Krafth 🚨 NEW DEAL OR LET HIM GO: Krafth Reliable squad player who’s stepped up when needed - can play a couple of positions for cover too... But is he part of a team pushing for trophies? 👇 Keep or move on? #nufc #NewcastleUnited #nufcfans #premierleague #fblifestyle

@OvalNUFC @Beattie196523 ...and a death wish ☝🏻

@Beattie196523 @Lainedil_NUFC Just dumbass tourists with TikTok.

No Way Jose !!!!!

@Croc1892 @Colly1892 😂😂👍🏻👏🏻

@Lainedil_NUFC @Colly1892 He played for Brazil

Jesus's wasn't real. He didn't die on a cross he didn't chill out in a cave and come back to life and shift a big rock which for some reason is represented by a fucking chocolate egg. Religion is the longest form of brain washing. Enjoy your chocolate Jesus nonces.

@cortez_22_ @SunderlandAFC Surely looks like it. Fair fucks for not being completely rubbish. Better luck next season, I hope. 😉

@Lainedil_NUFC @SunderlandAFC Was it renewed?

SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍

@TheMatchdayHQ @caughtoffside Stop snorting the Toilet Duck, please. ☝🏻

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Newcastle are actively PUSHING for Manuel Ugarte, with Man United valuing the midfielder at €40M. [@caughtoffside]

@AlexBirdNUFC Odds of that not happening are astronomical.

Proper FA Cup tie from Leeds and West Ham there. And fair fucks to Leeds for making it to the Semi's 👏 Sooooo. Odds on Man City and Chelsea avoiding each other in the Semi's ? 🤔 #facup

@Fluffysocks1993 @JeannieKelly That ability doesn't just completely disappear. Pick it up again and I'm sure it will all come back rather soon. 👍🏻

Granddaughter learning to play chess with her Grandpa

@Brendaw1981 @reza_athar @OpaToivonen Zo snel kan het gaan. Gefeliciteerd!! 🍻🥳👏🏻

@Lainedil_NUFC @reza_athar @OpaToivonen Bijna! Nog 1 puntje, mogelijk dat onze concurrent vandaag punten laat liggen en dan zijn we vandaag al kampioen..

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@cyp_toon @bagshaw2112 😂😂😂😂😂 FFS that's my coffee spraying all over the shop. 😂😂😂

@bagshaw2112 Handy for moving large pains of glass

Why ? Just why ?

@TheBritLad Oh, and next time use AI to add a wild boar racing through the crowd, for some added fun. 😁

@TheBritLad Individual spirituality? Absolutely fine ✅️ Organised mass religion? Get in the bin, please ❌️

🚨HOLY SHIT: In Atlanta, Georgia, an entire airport terminal fell silent as hundreds suddenly started to pray. Moments like these remind us that our nations were built on Christian values. Christianity is on the rise globally. Happy Easter, everyone. 🙏

@El_Cunto76 @topskillsportuk @NUFCrumours Even worse: "can't let them have an undisturbed run-in, so let's unsettle as many people as we can" seems to be the plan. There's a word for these people, and it rhymes with blunt.

@topskillsportuk @NUFCrumours Are any other clubs apparently selling their players this summer? Seems to be nufc players only, can’t have them trying to build something can they?

🚨 Arsenal are ready to launch a bid for Newcastle United winger Anthony Gordon. 🔴 Arsenal sees Gordon as a prime target as they look to significantly strengthen their English core this summer. With Gabriel Jesus set to leave the club, Kai Harvetz future still uncertain.

@sinceApril1970 @bazza080808 Fully unrelated, but that's also his face when he walks out of the Vermont in the morning. What a lad! 😎

@sinceApril1970 @bazza080808 His face at that moment was brilliant 😁

What was your favourite Trippier moment? Mine was the free kick against City to put us 3-1 up. What a hit! #NUFC

@OfficielKaybaye @BandWSheepNUFC @NickDryden1

@BandWSheepNUFC @NickDryden1 Spence has an absolutely stinking attitude not in a million would I want him here

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James Trafford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Josh Acheampong 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Djed Spence 🇳🇱 Jordan Teze 🇧🇪 Charles De Ketelaere 🇩🇪 Said El Mala 🇺🇾 Alvaro Rodriguez You give me this sort of summer window, I don’t mind losing a Tonali, Livramento, Willock, Murphy/Barnes, Schar, Tripper and Wissa #NUFC

@Croc1892 @Colly1892 There's even more written proof that the Hulk was real! 🤪🍻

@Colly1892 There is more written proof that Jesus was real than there is for Julius Caesar 🤷‍♂️

@sinceApril1970 @bazza080808 That was Forest, I think.

@bazza080808 Penalty, at Southampton I think. He took the ball and stood as if to take it. There was a huge hoo haa so he drew the crap to himself. Then handed it over.

@g_shaun18514 @sinceApril1970 😂😂😂

@sinceApril1970 @Lainedil_NUFC I had a shark in me pond 🫣😂

Well, Dave came, Dave left Sorry the Easter garden party is cancelled