OvalNUFC

@SelecaoTalk This clueless boy thinks they are the same🤣

🚨🇧🇷 | João Pedro to ESPN Brasil yesterday: “Back in the day, there was Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Romário, but if you look today, Brazil has players like that still. Vini at Real Madrid, Raphinha at Barcelona, me and Estêvão at Chelsea”

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM @JamTheAnalyst You are dumber than a shovel head. Shut the fuck up

@Im_RobM @JamTheAnalyst I guarantee you brother, Anderson will go for at least 20m more than Tonali. He’s a far better player, younger, and has English tax

Given how the Man Utd PR machine is telling the world just how important signing Tonali is, we should be coming out of this with a massive fee if we do find ourselves needing to sell. Not a penny below £100m #NUFC.

@NE5westend I will never forget.Newcastle even only got him at his best for one season since he got his second knee injury one season in. Turned into a target man after it. I was such a fan.

I’m sure people forget how good Shearer was mind…he was a phenomenal striker!!!

@Corballyred @FabrizioRomano Are you retarded?

@FabrizioRomano Liverpool should be looking at Tonali, give Newcastle 40 million and Curtis Jones 🤝

🚨 Manchester United have Sandro Tonali very high on their shortlist for June, as reported. The player would be open to the move. Elliot Anderson, another name on shortlist but Manchester City are still ahead — with very serious interest. Man City and Arsenal, both also informed on Tonali situation. 🎥 youtu.be/xbGBkDpDXbQ

@crazyclips_ Taekwondo

In his Head must've been like “How many legs does this dude have”💀

@notats3gs @SkyFootball 😂 dumbass

@SkyFootball Everything about him screams Manchester

"I've got the England badge on now so that's all I'm thinking about" Elliott Anderson addresses speculation over his future at Nottingham Forest amid the club’s relegation battle, as he also looks ahead to the World Cup 🌍🌳

@MbarkCherguia Dont take her to store you dumbass

What would you do if this was your kid?

@El_Cunto76 Ofc, im not even close to that, but I do enjoy other sports more like I did back then 😂

@OvalNUFC It was worse under Bruce for me. I was very close to disowning football, full stop, no word of a lie

I’m actually loving not having a toon match to worry about for a while, isn’t that odd?

@Spinaaaaa17 @Haroldzcs @FabrizioRomano Fcking casual

@Haroldzcs @FabrizioRomano the best striker in the world

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß: “I'd say Harry Kane is worth €150m. But then you see Alexander Isak cost €150m to Liverpool... …if Isak is worth 150 million, then Harry is worth 250 million euros”, told Kicker.

@lfc_deen @JamesWathland You need Murphy for that...

@JamesWathland Give me us Gordon so that he can unlock Isak in Liverpool

EXCL🚨: #LFC Liverpool have held talks with Newcastle about Anthony Gordon. Anthony Gordon has given clear signals that he wants the move to Liverpool. Newcastle are expected to make a major sale this summer if they miss out on CL football. They would prefer to sell Gordon rather than Tonali.

@1letsgopens87 @NHL A nail in a coffin

@NHL And what type of goal was his third goal this game

Alex Ovechkin now has the fourth most hat tricks in NHL history! 🎩🎩🎩

@VocalMajority3 @ClownWorld Its the AI generation... Everything is to be offended by or its fake.

@ClownWorld The number of people who do not realize he is joking is the really disturbing thing about this.

Will Ferrell flies first class while his kids sit in economy on a different airline. His reasoning: "They gotta earn it." Some people love it. Others think it's a bit much. To each their own

@DonDejon @ChampRDS @jedigoodman

@ChampRDS @jedigoodman It's because he doesn't have a warlord feeding him fresh 3rd world women

🚨 Conor McGregor is the most tested UFC fighter of 2026 with SEVEN test sessions He jumped from 5 tests last week to 7 this week 👀 For context, no other fighter has more than 3 tests this year (h/t @jedigoodman)

@breyonksmith @HempsteadTirez @ufc @stylebender @paramountplus Izzy is a martial artist, not a actor 😂

@OvalNUFC @HempsteadTirez @ufc @stylebender @paramountplus He’ll get paid millions and would only have to show up a handful of times and if he did fight it’ll be choreographed.

Making weight in style 🤩 @Stylebender weighs in at 186lbs! [ #UFCSeattle | TOMORROW 8pmET on @ParamountPlus ]

@El_Cunto76 @LewisfknMiley Not sure we need any of those in the long run though. Bruno and Hall would break my heart, nobody else would tbh. Ive seen too many leave to care about them all.

@LewisfknMiley Cant call yourself a Newcastle fan if you’re Happy to see us sell our supposed best players

#NUFC would you be happy if we saw following this summer: Gordon > Arsenal (£75m) 🟥⬜️ Livramento >City (£70m)🔵 Tonali > Man Utd (£90m)🔴 Total = £235m

@G233ny @BBCSport Not seen him many times then you green fck

@BBCSport Geordies go on like the bloke is Maldini, yet been absolute dog shit every time I’ve watched him!

How much would Newcastle fans sell Lewis Hall for this summer? 🗣️ "Nothing less than £650m" 🗣️ "He is the best left-back in the world"

@Idris_el_Dragon @NUFC360 The agenda is so obvious both against us and towards certains clubs in media and league that its seems like the only way for us to break through

@OvalNUFC @NUFC360 It's either that or monster the league riggers with legal teams that make City's lot look like amateurs...

Newcastle United Chairman Yasir Al Rumayyan has doubled down on the Magpies' ambition to challenge for the Premier League title by 2030. Minutes from the recent FAB meeting state “The Club’s ambition is rooted in the vision of our Chairman, His Excellency Yasir Al-Rumayyan, with a clear objective to credibly and sustainably challenge for both the Premier League and Women’s Super League titles by 2030.” #NUFC

@HempsteadTirez @ufc @stylebender @paramountplus Wwe? Really? I wish Israel nothing but the best but not sure that is where his future is. I just hope the guy is okay after the fight, im getting old.

@ufc @stylebender @paramountplus Look at his face, he's drained. Come to WWE, Izzy. You don't need this anymore.