Laird Stuff

#dnd #ttrpg My love of using mimics has caused parties to go through entire dungeons smashing every piece of furniture, chest and inanimate object they came across, just to be sure. 😁🤣

@US_Navy_Ret_MD @Microinteracti1 You think thermal output is a simple software fix?

@Microinteracti1 Nothing engineers can't fix in a matter of days with a software update. The U.S. can adapt to this quicker than the Iranians. Want to bet?

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@franko_ufo @Whale_Guru Time is a thing Israel is running short on.

@Whale_Guru Don’t forget about Israel laser system it moves at the speed of light it’s only a matter of time until it’s perfected.

IRAN JUST DEPLOYED A MISSILE THAT NO ONE ON EARTH CAN INTERCEPT For 70 years, missile defense was simple. You shoot it down before it hits. Iran just proved that is no longer possible. The Fattah-2 launched. Israel fired 10 interceptors. All 10 missed. The missile hit a fortified IDF command center. 7 senior officers dead. Here is why this changes everything. A hypersonic glide vehicle does NOT fly in a straight line. It goes to the edge of the atmosphere. Then it glides back down — changing direction, changing altitude, moving at Mach 15. That is roughly 18,000 km per hour. No radar in the world tracks that well enough to intercept it. Iron Dome — the most famous missile defense on earth — was built for this exact threat. It failed. And Iran is already testing Fattah-3, which launches 15 separate warheads from ONE missile. Iron Dome cannot track 15 targets coming at Mach 15 simultaneously. Israel spent $20 billion building a defense system. Iran just made it obsolete. Oil hit $126 per barrel this week because of exactly this threat. If you think this stays in the Middle East, you haven't been paying attention.

@Muraz1Muraz @MrsRosefyre @CharitieHartsig The fact that they're trying ar all is beyond alarming. It should never have made it to a vote, let alone be introduced.

@MrsRosefyre @CharitieHartsig They dont have enough votes to pass it.

“You need an ID to get your dog into the dog park.” “You need an ID to floss your teeth after sundown.” “You need an ID to buy confetti in bulk.” “You need an ID to trade Pokémon cards on public transportation.” “You need an ID to hang a volleyball net in your swimming pool.”

@LarraRain @AHaleIII @RightWingWatch Christian morality is fake. You say one thing and do another, CONSTANTLY. It's why so many supposedly good Christians support the orange child raping criminal in our WH.

@LairdStuff @AHaleIII @RightWingWatch How is this me hating freedom and liberty? We have laws already that are based on Christian morality. We just need some more.

Former Trump administration official William Wolfe admits that he and his fellow Christian nationalists intend to gain power and impose their morality upon everyone: "Frankly, yes, we are going to impose it upon you. If you don't like it, I'm sorry." peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch…

@LarraRain @AHaleIII @RightWingWatch People who desire dominion over the lives of others are enemies of freedom and liberty. Your faith is YOURS, not mine. I will not abide by your faith.

@RossKneeDeep Stupidity isn't related to skin color. Dumb, unfortunately, comes in all shapes and colors.

Black MAGA? Can anyone explain it?

@DrWaldmiller @PrincessBravato Fuck off "Rev."

@PrincessBravato Whatever you want. Your decision. "Repent or perish"-Jesus. Luke Chapter 3.

Over my dead fucking body.

@DrDickQueso @RobertJMolnar The prep for that was months in advance. This is just thrown together at a whim by Trump. Successful military campaigns take LOGISTICAL PLANNING in ADVANCE. I really wish you idiots would stop playing with American lives while you glaze idiot Trump's nuts...

@RobertJMolnar Air and naval superiority. We have plenty of munitions. They just need to hold a coast line. Yea. No problem. Did you forget our military invaded Iraq and caped Baghdad in two weeks?

several weeks? Are people really this stupid? First, the marine group is still sailing to the area....secondly we just moved one carrier to port....and 2500 marines are going to do shit... we are running out of critical munitions... Trump is totally melting down at a rapid clip at all of the humiliation he has faced, globally, from allies and enemies alike controlling the strait means ground troops across the Iranian kill zone shores, and holding those positions from the Iranian counterattack with tens of thousands of troops What the fuck is Trump doing several fucking weeks....this is a complete and total joke

@1620Descendant @annvandersteel "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

@annvandersteel My worry is they are silently watching us destroy ourselves as we bomb the midterms. I sincerely hope I’m wrong.

Why are the Democrats so silent on the War with Iran?

@eRtwngr @annvandersteel Winning? This your first time watching a war play out?

@LionElJonson3 @aidannonx It's been pretty obvious since his first term that Trump is at least partially compromised by foreign governments. Many put their head in the sand about it and called it a hoax. Everything negative about that man gets called a hoax by his voters.

@aidannonx Epstein, Gaza, Iran war, buying our social media and promoting censorship, and Trump 180 on policies now aligning with Israel on all things. That’s why.

Nobody questions why the whole world went insane about Israel at the same time

@aidannonx I didn't "go insane about Israel." Israel's actions and weak/false justifications made me decide that I will spend the rest of my life voting for a candidate that wants to stop sending our money to Israel.

@Yamon65 @Frances_Coppola From what I can tell, they live in Israel...

@Frances_Coppola Must have been where all the terrorists live 🤷‍♂️

What is the point of this?

@Frances_Coppola Just more aggressive Israeli expansionism. What is the Israeli word for "lebensraum" anyway?

@ZalinskyS @comradeddie @brockm Every last one is unconstitutional. In 1776, you'd have been a loyalist telling us the crown has the right to abuse us.

@comradeddie @brockm None of those, except tariffs, were addressed by the SC.

I think there should be public hangings after all of this. I’m serious. I’m not trying to be provocative. It’s my opinion. I don’t care. Fuck you. People may say that my views here are extreme. And they are. But I might point out that it is pretty extreme to try and usurp the American republic. The world’s first liberal democracy in its 249th year, and try to impose autocratic rule. I think that’s pretty extreme, and worthy of public hangings.

@ZalinskyS @brockm They're criminals shitting all over the constitution, not mere "political opponents." Their goons violate citizen's rights daily.

@brockm Claimed defender of nation from authoritarians wants to hang political opponents

@BilikMilos26433 @CajhIsCanadian @BSmithBenS Then that's THEIR next generation, not the sterile person's.

@CajhIsCanadian @BSmithBenS With the help of the neighbors.

“The spike protein from the Covid vaccine has entirely replaced their sperm” 😂

@BilikMilos26433 @BSmithBenS Hey, knucklehead... if someone is sterile, how do they end up getting to a 7th generation?

@BSmithBenS Those who are vaccinated will become sterile up to the seventh generation

@LarraRain @AHaleIII @RightWingWatch Man, it's weird how so many supposed Americans REALLY hate the concept of freedom and liberty.

@AHaleIII @RightWingWatch Good. Being in power means imposing your beliefs. Christianity is good. Degeneracy and immorality is not.

@RightWingWatch If these lunatic Christians think we'll just kneel down and accept their dominion, they've got a RUDE awakening coming.