Wonder and wander

He dont smile like that with Gabby.

Don’t know how many times you have to say it but after watching 45 mins of The Redeem Team. Kobe is still and forever “Him”

I hate how this account gets all the cool updates but my other account doesn’t 😩

@Twitter Jfc even excel will have stories soon enough

We're learning more about the virus & how it's spread & contracted. Now we know it's not necessary to sanitize groceries. And most people catch the virus from someone they live with/are in prolonged/frequent close contact with (not from a passing runner!) bit.ly/2Rz7o6Q

🦠 Close range droplets are now the leading theory. Close contact with others raises the risk of exposure to small droplets they expel by talking, breathing, etc. A virus inside a fresh droplet is more likely to be alive and infectious than one that’s been sitting on a doorknob.

🦠 Surfaces don’t matter as much as we thought. The virus is quite fragile, and doesn’t like being out in the open where it can dry up. It’s critical to keep washing hands, but Emanuel Goldman, PhD says you don’t have to do anything excessive like disinfecting groceries.

Jamal Crawford dribbles behind his back and chucks a 35 footer and ITS GOOD. They’re still down 25.

I’m about to get this account back poppin. Who still following me?

Twitter dropping scheduled tweets on the app?

Let me reply to your tweets if it’s real

#BREAKING: Train engineer arrested on terrorism charges after allegedly running a locomotive off the tracks in an attempt to hit USNS Mercy. The Mercy is docked in the Port of LA to ease crowding at local hospitals during the #COVIDー19 pandemic. @Stu_Mundel reports from #Sky9

Just so my joint doesn’t get deleted ✊🏾

I swear to god 😭😭😭 twitter.com/shidi__/status…

Due to political correctness, if Peanuts were invented today, Pigpen would probably be called "Clean Child" and likely be the cleanest child on his entire block. Which is honestly okay with me, as I did not like to see that filthy boy in my Sunday paper

A teenager said "oink oink" to a police officer. Arlington Commonwealth Attorney Theo Stamos says that's obstruction of justice. It's just one example of her office's prosecution of children for minor offenses. There's a Democratic primary next week. theappeal.org/virginia-teen-…

Yo @Nike, you guys need a beer?

Here’s my year in emoji: #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear