Bran

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

Undisclosed partnership @nikitabier please nuke him for comparing Satoshi to a Pokemon

Would have been funny a few years ago, but this is just embrassing now 2026 in crypto and you can get slipped 99% on $50m

British Kebab Awards 😭

@KAIZ3NS -1r on to the next one Glad your safe sir

I’m incredibly happy to have left Dubai and managed to get a flight out a few days ago. Never expected something like this to happen, let alone watching a drone strike the Palm from my apartment. Over the past week Iran launched 1,500 drones and nearly 250 missiles at the UAE. Iran launched more drones at the UAE than Israel, and the UAE weren’t even the ones attacking them. The UAE’s air defence did an incredible job protecting everyone, with extremely high interception rates for days. But realistically there’s only so long that can continue. The uncertainty around interceptor stock and what the Iranian regime might do next made staying there an incredibly stupid decision. I don’t see any good reason to remain in Dubai while this continues and could last for months. Hopefully things stabilise soon, this war ends and I can return eventually. Sad to see Gulf countries getting pulled into a war that has nothing to do with them. No one is safe with drones and missiles overhead, don’t let people fool you otherwise.

@DeItaone lol

*VON DER LEYEN: ENFORCING OIL PRICE CAP WILL STABILIZE MARKETS

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@Plasma oh?

Trillions. Soon again.

Lacklustre weekday crypto price action > weekend > something big happens > position on hyperliquid > ath volume on HIP3 > bid hype > sell after the shills on Monday > repeat?

@btc_charlie New farming opportunity just dropped

Financial rape of the UK continues.

Me after giving openclaw access to my bybit account

Someone mark that Jason tweet on the chart

@tether @paoloardoino 👀

@paoloardoino 👀

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Claude UBI just landed

Investigation feature soon Analyse 7 million payments across 14 government departments.

@parsec_finance 🫡🫡

After 5 years, parsec is shutting down. Not how we wanted our story to end, but we are proud of what we built and the value we provided along the way. We are eternally grateful to those that traversed the ups and downs onchain with us. It was quite the ride 🔭

Started to work on this, but yeah it's pretty hard to know what the payments are for. Especially council data, full of errors. ukgovscan.com/company/OC4318… Started to link major department spending to suppliers. Still have a few more to add. But if a supplier has more than 1 contract, then it's hard to track spending for a specific contract

@CryptoBran_ @RupertLowe10 the numbers look big on these frameworks but in many cases, nowhere near that amount is getting spent. it's not an issue with your platform, but more an issue with how procurement teams describe frameworks and data errors

Updates: Random contract finder (slot machines for waste enthusiasts) Lobbying page live MP tweetdeck for recent declarations Council Expenditure (Work in progress) Need to update @RupertLowe10 Party group, but added an important note on his profile And more! ukgovscan.com

Dutch guy was talking shit so I sent him a honeypot worth $1 trillion dollars. Now his lineage will be in unrealized tax debt forever. Newsy Johnson

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