Sam Lavin

@ISUCFVMB am I cool now?

Fair warning, my Bluesky content is more nsfw than what I had here, but if you're chill with that then I'll see ya over there 🫡

Alright y'all I think I'm gonna dip from this app. At this point I've moved over completely to Bluesky, and I simply don't want to be a part of this new, rebranded app. If you wanna follow me on Bluesky, my @ is samlav.in

@skbelden Bluesky 😌

can someone j make twitter 2.0 bc threads is Not It

@daveskillerhead I hate threads I’ve decided

I am unfortunately not a catch

I love when women have strange, specific hobbies. oh, you whittle tiny little spoons out of wood? that’s great. would you like to hold hands

it was good i liked it a lot i would do anything for gwen

If you request to connect with me on LinkedIn and I instantly accept, mind your own business

Him: are you stupid? Me:

Dane County, home of Madison, Wisconsin, just established a resolution that makes enforcement of anti-trans laws the lowest priority. As laws from other states begin to reach over state borders and presidential candidates call for criminalization, they are acting early!

it'd be so cool if there was a major U.S. politician who was like "maybe we need to stop spending a shitload of everybody's money on the military"

Honestly one of my red flags is that I either talk way too much or I don't talk at all and there's no in-between

@socialistzimbo So tru bestie

@Lam_Savin Me when people ask me to elaborate on my gender and I just reply, “We don’t have the time.”

Oh, you're confused about my gender? Good; so am I.

women

it’s pride so disagreeing with me is more illegal and also you have to be nice to me and love me so so much and