Jake Lambert

@wonderofscience Ya stop taking 6th grade from science and you miss out on these big things

The biggest volcanic eruption ever seen from space, captured by two different satellites on January 15, 2022. 4K version on Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=u-OfbN…

iPhones be like do you want to remove apps or delete photos cause we gotta make room for the new Lock Screen feature. You also have 100 GB of iCloud storage available

@connellywill4 This was actually his tweet not mine

@Lambert11Jake How’s Scrubs?

Why do people from Vermont and Maine post 7 photos at a time to Instagram with half of them being highways, trees, and the back of their friends heads in a cabin with a slight blur and the captions like “through blurred vision”

@marcrandolph Is this tweet late

Blockbuster laughed us out of their offices. We were crushed, desperate and out of options. But sometimes, the only way out is through.

@blumenfeld Let’s go somewhere with pictures of the food on the menu

Is this a “sign worthy” promotion to you?

@alexzammitti Actually thought of you multiple times throughout World Cup and was just like holy shit predicting 3 is already crazy but 4!

Welcome to Wrexham is the reality tv show of Ted Lasso

Red Bull should come out with their own vodka @redbull

Flashlight feature is amazing but turns on whenever I do not need it. Too convenient to turn on

First 5 minutes of every podcast is getting right to it.

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@david__pill @SeattleKraken No longer a rebuilding year!

@SeattleKraken obsessed with our guys. 22-23 playoff bound i can feel it in my tentacles #DeepWater #KrakedOut #FearTheDeep #KrakOn #jasonkoKRAK

Our 2022-23 Opening Night Roster is here! These are our guys. 🌊

If Tua takes the field tonight, it's a massive step back for #concussion care in the NFL. If he has a 2nd concussion that destroys his season or career, everyone involved will be sued & should lose their jobs, coaches included. We all saw it, even they must know this isn't right

Courtney Williams take over game tonight. Can’t find her Twitter to @ her but 15+ assist tonight

Not sure why they didn’t start football on Labor Day weekend where I could have sat in my hangover on Monday

Old men outside Dunkin talking baseball, the line that stood out as most Boston was “Ted Williams used to say they are all pussies”. I imagine that’s a normal conclusion they come to

A crazy thing that has kind of snuck by, is the trailer of the trailer. It’s like 5 seconds of clips before the trailer, and then says Watch the Full Trailer Now which is what you r doing I mean. .. what’s goin on with the world

@BarstoolBigCat NVP form this early on is alarming for the entire NFL

Mitch looks awesome

@PremierofS Thanks. Glad you and your following feel that way

@Lambert11Jake He’s been great

Don’t wanna jump on preseason but Deshaun Watson bad person and bust? Guillotine? Trail by combat?