David

@PGATOURComms 122 players in the field and calm conditions and didn’t finish two days in a row? Absurd. Need to start stroking guys. Let’s get serious about pace of play.

"Guess my name's gotta be Jordan Spieth to get some of these sponsor exemptions"

@TronCarterNLU @useGolfFACTS

I’m on high alert this morning for a potentially seismic pga tour announcement. 👀

@NoLayingUp who will win next (in their career) Jordan Spieth or Brooks Koepka

My 2026 resolution is to engage more with tweets that ask what club I’m hitting in different scenarios

@BigRandyNLU @DJPie @TronCarterNLU (for the record I love and am in major support of this #RollOnBigFella <3 )

@BigRandyNLU @DJPie “Lemme tell you where this comes from”- @BigRandyNLU

"I want to roll and or balance"- @BigRandyNLU

Did TC dutch boy his sock??? @BigRandyNLU @TronCarterNLU

LIV Golf has made a major change to its tournament structure: All events will now be 72 holes.

Time to hurl this into the closed passenger side window @ryenarussillo @Ceruti @TomShady300

@TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU I'm trying me hardest

@TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU Shame on me. Perhaps the next newsletter then... just wanted to bring this to your attention. #ThankYouTC

@TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU pls address this routing on the next chop

@TronCarterNLU Trying me hardest

The Great Man Frankie Fleetwood

@PaoloUggetti Shut up Paolo. Here comes the BOOOOOM #BennyBooms

under absolutely no circumstances are we doing “benny booms”

@DannyFogarty_ 🗣️EXPOSE HIM

Nvm got it

@TronCarterNLU @DJPie Pie man confirmed pro Juul. Strike it into the record @ngschuNLU

@NoLayingUp Anything to stop Ngschu from the “water” analogy 🙏

Might just have to start calling Scottie “The Pentagon.”