Simalambo Choonga

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Simalambo Choonga

Simalambo Choonga

@LamboC18

Family | Market Research | Monitoring & Evaluation | Chelsea FC| Sense of humor |BMW fanatic 😁

Lusaka, Zambia Katılım Şubat 2013
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MUCHI🦋
MUCHI🦋@Gorgeous_Muchii·
One question Zambians like to ask is "what do you do for a living." How is that your business? Even though my line of work is known, I'll never answer this question.
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@SeverinoTheWolf The supporters will come for you. Though I must say that I do have reservations about the gentleman's behaviour myself
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Bally Wannabe
Bally Wannabe@BallyWannabe·
It’s not just about defections, it’s the quality of defections. This is from Sunday to Thursday. We’re waiting for Friday Mutale and Sabbath Hamoonga nishi yazula.
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Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@NicklausWinter1 I think Yango is partly to blame for this and it is amazing that as a business they are not concerned with correcting this. Surely as a driver I should know all info about a ride before I pick the ride
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Guilty by association 🇿🇲
Guilty by association 🇿🇲@NicklausWinter1·
Yango Driver: hello yango, mulikuti Me: Tazara house Y driver: muyenda kuti and yachosa zingati? Me: bro are u working or not Y Driver: iwe nakufusa nikuyaka che. Ok I know business is hard but wtf ba yango with your uncultured drivers
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Optimistic Maiden.
Optimistic Maiden.@Takunachola·
"What you gonna do with one shoe lace, let me in on the secret, floss your a$$" 😂😂😂😂😂. Blue Streak is a goated movie
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Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@FollowbackZed This has been my thought as well? Like how is the students union vice president to blame surely? Isn't the same as blaming the first born that there is no food in the house yet the parents are present
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@Takunachola Very heart breaking, a young hard working family man's life taken away just like that. The images and video are horrific. Now the wife doesn't have a husband and the kids are fatherless
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
When will these senseless killings over allegations of stealing people's private parts end? Another innocent person lost their life in Nakonde yesterday, in the most brutal way. Mobbed and burnt to death
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Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@Ladybee0000 @malamachief I don't know how these rumors start but one thing I have picked is like they seem to target strangers in the town. The guy they killed is a friend to my brother inlaw who had gone to pick up a vehicle
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@Peter_Kays I am quiet surprised at the increament on petrol. I had prepared my mind for it to come to k35 per litre
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
When are we going to learn and move away from the behaviour of ferrying pupils using canter? The school and head teacher for this school should be held liable for allowing this
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Bashi Bwalya 🇿🇲
Bashi Bwalya 🇿🇲@malamachief·
Bwalya amano yakwe! 😂😂😂 Chap bed wetted but demanded that the mattress should not be removed and put outside because his tuma Girlfriends will see it. He has just knocked off and went straight behind the house to check if the mattress is there. He found it elo Alila 😂😂🤭🤭
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@TheNameIsZondo Its a huge risk to pedestrians cause of how narrow the road is. 2 weeks ago had a confrontation with some man, I was joining mupapa headin towards the car wash and he came blazing in the wrong lane. Refused to give him way and we both just stopped and shouted at each other
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Shaka's Mentor
Shaka's Mentor@TheNameIsZondo·
@LamboC18 It's just been getting worser by the day. They don't even attempt to hide it anymore, no joining the traffic queue, just straight into oncoming traffic from Tiptop car wash. The other week 1 driver made a woman jump the drainage cause they were trying to pass in the side.
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Shaka's Mentor
Shaka's Mentor@TheNameIsZondo·
This morning on Mupapa Street, a driver grazed my car because she was impatient. She used the oncoming lane to bypass traffic and tried to "squeeze in" behind me when a car headed her way. I was furious! Until I got out and saw a child in her back seat. Then, I was just scared.
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Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@FMwenge We seriously need to come up with some laws that minimise this vice. Surely we have many people that are capable and should not be recycling political office bearers like this
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Felix
Felix@FMwenge·
Zambia: When govts change, many members of the former ruling party move to the one in power. UNIP 👉🏿MMD 👉🏿PF 👉🏿UPND It’s about personal sustenance. If your former party failed, what new ideas are you bringing to the new party that you didn’t share during your party’s time?
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Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@gracesoko28 I don't think I would ever trust an agent either. Best is get it through SA then its brought up to Chirundu. Then u go pick from there. Much shorter and better drive
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Grace
Grace@gracesoko28·
After seeing how agents today were abusing people's cars on the road, should I ever order a car, I'll go pick it up myself from nakonde. Why are you overtaking 5 cars at once??
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Simalambo Choonga
Simalambo Choonga@LamboC18·
@ThrGodzillA21 Muamuhezwi. My lozi is not much but if u curious about anything or have some questions. Happy to research from my mum and share feedback 😃
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THƎ_GODZILLA
THƎ_GODZILLA@ThrGodzillA21·
That Lozi outfit is fire 🔥 😍. What do they call it again? 🤔
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