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@polo_kimanii It's been 6 years, let's see what twitter can do to find her. Must be a teen now

@MaalimAmos @baroswahjr Jamaa anafluke na Cynthia ni waiya ya umeme

@baroswahjr Hii kitu imenimaliza🤣🤣🤣

David Owuor sacks his translator on the church altar, leaving worshippers in shock. Translator ameambiwa hata mbinguni hawezi pata forgiveness for making mistakes with translation consistently! Ametuma WhatsApp text mbinguni!

@AbdulahiAdan10 The man hua anakunywa na huyu Mama fua

A househelp was caught by her boss drinking alcohol in the bathroom.

@JBlasiok @moneyacademyKE All of us cannot suffer.

@Lampard_focus @moneyacademyKE you're retarded.

Breaking update on fuel Prices: EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of May 15 to June 14, 2026. — Super petrol up by Sh16.65 to Sh214 per litre — Diesel up by Sh46 to Sh243 — Kerosene remain Unchanged.

@itsmadume @moneyacademyKE That's only the first line consequence. This price fixing has been used to hide the fact that the economy is heading to the pits.

@Lampard_focus @moneyacademyKE You are thinking like a fool, dollar rising means weakening the shilling!

@MaryK2022 How comes people with BPD have high suicide rate? it was Kimani Mbugua and then this.

If you are a ticktoker, you know Maribel. She had a mental problem and unfortunately she passed away. She was very famous in the demos of 2024

@HonMosiria Kumbe hii ndo clout chasing. This guy earns alot to keep Babu out of prison for Manslaughter

I would like to pay a visit to DJ Evolve to explore ways we can support him, especially following the unfortunate shooting incident that left him with disabilities. Our focus would be on empowering him to rebuild and thrive, particularly by leveraging opportunities in the digital space. We can support him in establishing an online DJ entertainment platform, enabling him to continue his passion and connect with audiences virtually. In addition, we can help set up a DJ academy where he can train and mentor upcoming DJs, creating a sustainable source of income while also nurturing young talent. Beyond this, there is room to support his medical care, rehabilitation, and overall well-being, as well as provide assistive technology and equipment that can enhance his productivity and independence. If anyone has his contact or can help facilitate a connection, I would greatly appreciate your assistance.

@ivymuthe This garbage gives me stress, yet am not even living in Nairobi. Why do Africans have to like with filth?

Isn’t this the same place that Mosiria built? At this point, I can’t blame the local MCA, MP, or Governor Sakaja anymore. This is clearly on to the uncivilized slum dwellers

@pmuoge @_justvic1 Up to date, I still wonder who eats such. Food ziko chini na kuna msee anabuy tu

@_justvic1 What do you mean you're going to eat something you picked off the street pavements, kwanza smocha, zero sanitation. We're the problem not the hawkers

Nairobi unahepea mvua kwa sidewalks unapatana na floods na hawkers wanauza minji kwa njia. This city pisses me off.

@ggiste Such a percentage growth unatoa without your own input?

Tukiwaambia mueke Kshs. 10k every month in an Equity Fund and enjoy 30% return long term (considering rates go up and down) In 5 years you will have Kshs. 1.3 Milion In 10 years you will have Kshs 7.6 Million In 15 years you will have Kshs. 35 Million Mnasema Equity fund is too risky. It’s too risky if you play short term. If you play it long term 5 years and above there is no way you will ever burn! But anyway pesa ni yenyu mfanye vile mnataka ni yenyu. Yangu ni idea tu

@KeKirwa To Munyaka

@KeKirwa Majina ya able men inapeanwa na roll call inahappen before departure

As a man, you should never wish for instability. Vita ikitokea, you'll be smoked out of your bedroom by armed tribesmates and dragged into the battlefield. My cousin from Ziwa was telling me a story of what happened to him in 2007. Armed militias who were heading to Mois Bridge and Matunda came looking for him at his house. Ilibidi ajifiche kwa ceiling.

@onjolo_kenya Corruption is only bad if am not involved.

Happening Now: Major accident past Karatina before Tumutumu,guys looting mtumba bales -Drive safely.

@LlewellynOuya Another that uniform hides is trauma.

Uniforms are more expensive than home clothes so this argument is flawed. If your kid feels inferior coz of their clothes that's a seed planted by parents coz kids don't care about such things. Plus.. not everyone affords toughees in the first place

@KibetBrima Kenya bila 2 insurance huwezi toboa

Yesterday i boarded a 2Nk sacco travelling from Nairobi to Nakuru and beside me was a Kalenjin Old lady approximately 63 Years from Barwessa in Baringo County who happened to Travel Like 1000Km from Barwessa to Kenyatta Hospital in Nairobi for a Goitre treatment and Unluckily🧵

@B3laze Lzm bibi ndo alisema waingie Matatu business. Na huyu nail guy ndo alisuggest

Hahah njugush kalishika dem akinyonya mboo

@B3laze Ni tricky sana

@HonAdenDuale Interns tunakatwa doo lkn haikui remitted to SHA. Tunaishi tu na amani mna

Rigathi Gachagua claims teachers, in the new medical cover, are limited to KSh 1,200 daily. That is misleading. The reality is that the Mwalimu Cover under this administration is one of the most comprehensive health schemes in the public sector. Teachers now enjoy inpatient cover ranging from KSh 1 million to KSh 3 million, outpatient cover of up to KSh 450,000 and access to over 6,000 health facilities nationwide; services easily accessible through the Afyangu app. What has changed is not the benefit, but the discipline in how public funds are used.