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@abuyamasta Ukikaa na mtu neck to neck unajua uzuri ama ubaya ya mtu

Si hata wewe unaona huwa unanichukia tu bure?

@Kimuzi_ Nitakuja wachapia my story pia soon

Hello Stranger, Called Jaymoh, allow me to tell you a story. When I was 26 years, I owned only an extension(yes, for electricity), by 27 years 9 months, I had a million in my account. By 28 years 5 months, I had less than 100k. By 30 years, I had built my mum a house. A thread.

@Lampard_focus @moneyacademyKE You are thinking like a fool, dollar rising means weakening the shilling!

@moneyacademyKE They should allow the dollar to go up as well. Why is it a one way street?

Breaking update on fuel Prices: EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of May 15 to June 14, 2026. — Super petrol up by Sh16.65 to Sh214 per litre — Diesel up by Sh46 to Sh243 — Kerosene remain Unchanged.

@velkanReinz @_Sakko alibaba.com/product-detail…

@_Sakko Which one is this? I need this

Hapa tena mchina ako kadi . Yaani we finally found a solution ..hii ata ukiacha juu ya nguo ikiwa moto haiwezi choma . Amazing

@Itswambu1 Uzia alikiba

Selling my grandma sweater at 10,000

@bungomaduke At this rate venye mnapush for semi permanent houses then soon we'll see the rocket houses

Nyumba ya Mabati 30. Semipermanent. Total cost 230K. My local fundi anajua kazi yake vizuri Sana.

@amenaceandmore @ondima_amos @Gustavo__254 Kamedelete😂

@ondima_amos @itsmadume @Gustavo__254 Haya baba! Fungua map uone mahali strait iko alafu utuambie hio mafuta yote ya middle east inapita wapi.

While criticizing poor governance, we should also acknowledge positives. The government sustained fuel prices for a long time, only increasing them due to external pressures. Here in Australia, prices rose immediately after the Strait of Hormuz closure, while Kenya managed to delay the impact. Acheni kua wajinga

@Ian_San254 Ata wewe ni mwizi wa tweets.

Some Kenyans are natural thieves. Dere anatoka Simba cement na 640bags. Anafika site na 540 bags, nikimuuliza 100bags zimeenda wapi anaingia kwa mfuko ananipee 30K. I decline the cash nikamwambia arudie simiti kwenye ameacha. Sasa ananitusi mjinga juu nimekataa pesa...😏

@Jacqkluzo @amerix Kaa chini sasa kwa shade ufikirie what you have written.

@amerix On this I am with National oil! Kasongo cannot make roadside declarations and expect them to be implemented. Kasongo added the VAT from 8% to 16% through an act of parliament and he must rally his minions through his puppet speaker to sanction an emergency sitting to implement

National Oil, which is a government-owned state corporation, has ignored the government directive to reduce fuel prices. CONFIRM if your local Petrol Station has adjusted fuel prices to below Ksh 200 per litre. Take a photo, name the station. #RejectFuelPrices

@Weeleey6 Enyewe vitu online ni different na ground, I was in Kitale, that crowd was mobilozed by Caleb Amisi, and they were paid properly. Muachw kujidanganya onlone.

@Simonk2341 @amerix

@amerix I am very disappointed in you, I never expected you to go this low ,why would a public figure and an influencer amplify tribalism because of words uttered by a person or a small group of people?

It is today that I have learnt Obinna is a Mja'Luo.

@meedyjoe @Osama_otero Unataka game changing ideas with zero costs, enda kwa nyanyez

@Osama_otero Yes,ni ukweli itakuwa a game changer. But,at what COST???

Lakini that Nyanza/Western Kenya SGR will be a game changer. Yaani unatoka Kisumu to Mombasa na unajua exact time utafika. Mnaeza amua kukula samaki ya fresh water na samaki ya salty water yote same day.

Nadeadi 😂😂 arrest the catoonist

@ivymuthe Huyu jamaa alikua na maringo kuruka! He once came pale 7-D boy flani fan wake kumgotea akamseti kibare just for nothing. He deserves all that ghasia yeye.

Geoffrey Mosiria has stepped in to support Kenyan artist Timmy T Dat after viral photos sparked concerns about his well-being in the village. The Nairobi County Chief Officer for Citizen Engagement visited Timmy at his Dope Records studio in Machakos, where they were spotted collaborating on new music together.This move follows online discussions about the photos, which Timmy clarified reflected his hard work rather than hardship, as he continues building his career with fresh projects. 2 posts 33 web pages

Huyo Kiambu based pundit anajinx Arsenal day and night. Hii ishaenda, we are not winning these cups.

Its now the right time to stock foodstuff in bulk. Things will be super expensive in the coming days.

@EdwinNgany hod mbili 2500? tuma paybill

Weka tu 2500 bob mwalimu😂

@WaruiJohn2 jinx*

@WaruiJohn2 Umejinc win ya Arsenal wewe. Predictions zako huenda nje kaa zote

Manchester City will lose tomorrow Congratulations Arsenal for winning the 2026 Carabao Cup