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@Dominos_UK fantastic service from ordering to eating 19 minutes amazing bloody gorgeous too

🚨LABOUR SET TO RAISE INCOME TAX Just remember when they do it's to pay for this: £47 billion to Mauritius to lease our own islands back £15 billion on asylum hotels £13 billion a year on foreign aid £12 billion on Net Zero £10 billion on benefits for migrants £7 billion importing Afghans £6 billion on social housing for migrants £4 billion on benefits for people with 'anxiety' £1 billion helping the small boats £600 million looking after foreign criminals £250 million on NHS translations

Update: She lied.

@PatrickChristys Simple if it affends you your not welcome here stay in one of the 7 countries you’ve passed through

Give me strength

A classic - both @UKLabour and @Conservatives are toast.

@NoFarmsNoFoods Bellend little old England is gonna save the world ffs

Ed Miliband: "The biggest threat to food security is not solar panels or onshore wind. It is the climate crisis, which threatens farmland, food production and the livelihoods of farmers.” No Ed. The biggest threat to farmers right now is the government.

@VividProwess Sink it

Greta is on her way to Gaza. What do you wish for her?

@TheBritLad His mother would of stepped in by now he’s a massive wet wipe

Fuck the premier league fuck psr they’ve killed us we were about to cage crash the top 4 they made sure we couldn’t wankers 🤬🤬 But Marc Guehi that’s how you leave a football club class @AVFCOfficial @Total_Villa @AVFCTranstweet @premierleague

PRO-TIP: If you're the jerk who snatched Majchrzak's cap out of the child's hand I'd get out in front of this. Find out how to get the hat back to the kid and make a public apology. This won't end well unless you make it right quickly.

@GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards @RestIsFootball Would @alanshearer take vardy at Newcastle as a 2nd/third striker ? I’d take him at Villa

Hi all, we’re looking for questions for @alanshearer @MicahRichards and yours truly for our next @RestIsFootball episode. Just reply to this post with your question. Cheers 🙌🏻

@JeremyClarkson Love it we came on the Monday last year after leaving Cornwall but the village was rammed so came to the farm instead amazing, funny enough we’re in Cornwall again this bank holiday so you never know, hopefully call into the farmers dog on our way back through to Shropshire.

Exactly a year ago, we opened the Farmer’s Dog to back British farming. Today, there are 146 people on the payroll and I’d like to thank every single one of them for making it such a roaring success.

@TheBritLad Fuck off the only debate is red or brown sauce or bread or bap #likeitorlumpit

🚨NEWS: Some Muslims in Britain are pushing on social media for a UK bacon ban. They claim it's "unclean", Islamophobic and disrespectful to Islam and British people should show respect. What’s your take on this?

@IansWheelAVFC Hope every premier league club chant it obvious not united chelsea and city won’t haha

🚨 BREAKING: Aston Villa & Newcastle face Premier League probes after furious chants against the league shook yesterday’s fixture. Panel to meet Monday to decide further action. #AVFC #NUFC

@JamesPGoddard90 Yet there celebrating there independence from the uk in the uk ??

Last Night In Occupied London… Pakistani Invaders gathered to celebrate their independence from the UK Watching this actually makes me feel physically sick. Every single one of them has to go!

Trump wasn’t having any of Starmer’s bollocks… 👊😂

@DeadlineDayLive Snatch there hands off then

🚨 Crystal Palace have informed Arsenal they would have to pay £35M up front to sign Eberechi Eze. The other £32.5M can be paid in instalments. This would make £67.5M total. (Source: Guardian)

@Keir_Starmer Then stop the incentive for them to come

We will stop at nothing to tackle illegal migration. thesun.co.uk/news/35968454/…

@JackPosobiec The uk needs a trump someone with balls , problem in the uk there’s that many illegal migrants here it’ll have to be a massive prison

Donald Trump is now sending migrants to a prison deep in the swamp where they can be eaten by alligators and giant pythons if they escape. Is this what you voted for?