Lance Tidwell

We have PASS Summit speaker @Lance_LT at #NTSSUG this week! Don't miss his session on using TSQLT to test your #sql code! RSVP here - meetup.com/north-texas-sq…

@SQLFlipFlopsDBA I see a K.K. Slider on that tree as well. We just got one the other day for Reg.

Look closely. There’s a kitteh in that tree.

Got in the mail today. I am excited to see what @GFritchey has done with this one. Especially knowing he did a complete revamp of it. And that @SQLMCT helped with the book.

@sqlstudent144 I had a similar thing happen to me a few years ago. (Was with last company 11 years). It can be a scary time, but I know you will land on you feet. Then you will be wondering why you didn't make the change before.

Welp, I just got given 60 days notice. Just enough time to hit my 15yr mark now that I think about it. Or just miss it maybe. Not sure.

My new coworker wanted to do some paired programing today.

Dev: I have made this idiot proof. User:

Reminder Number 487234297: Common Table Expression. The only word that really, truly, matters there is 'Expression'. I know it says table people. But it ain't a table. Not never. Not no how. It's an expression. Aaaiiii. Maybe I should step away from the forums today.

@landrews5807 @AngelaTidwell Oooo I was looking at Bosch for a bit, and I stumbled across the LG ones. They do look super nice you will have let us know how you like it.

@AngelaTidwell I went looking for a Bosch but it was going to be months. I went with this one lg.com/us/dishwashers…

Adulting achievement unlocked - first new kitchen appliance purchased!! New dishwasher currently being installed!!

@AngelaTidwell @lkgage17

Wordle 217 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Got to pet some donkeys for Christmas.

@AngelaTidwell @MichaelBuble

Happy to have won a bronze in the first mini painting competition. #reapercon2021

@SQLFlipFlopsDBA Best of luck friend. Can't wait to see you again it has been way to long.

So folks, as it turns out, there is another obstacle thrown my way. Several weeks ago I underwent several procedures due to some issues I was having. Turns out, I have testicular cancer. I had an orchiectomy, and start chemo this coming week. If I don’t respond to messages,

@jdanton The version is 2016 CU17. Also this server contains over 3,000 database.

@Lance_LT What version of SQL? If 2017+ you should be able to ID this in query store. #sqlhelp

I have TempDB contention that slows down the system. Which if I run DBCC freeproccache that contention goes away for a while. Then after a hour or two (sometimes less) the TempDB contention is back. Is this being cause by a bad plan cached, or could it be something else? #sqlhelp

Had some fun with the kid tonight with some #marvelunited. It was a good time had by all.

I am Andy, Bane of Software Bugs (...which I and I alone create...)

@AngelaTidwell @pati_gallardo It has been a while but the quick the research I did was shoot particles at metal we were looking if it contained a certain element. We knew that if the particles came in contact with a that element it would release gamma rays of a certain energy. So we count up the gamma rays.

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