
The Slime Minister
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The Slime Minister
@LandBeforeSlime
Count Rackula from Bandsylvania


BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.




Gaza: 96% of children say they feel death is imminent. After more than two years of war & relentless violence, young Palestinians face a deepening mental health emergency. Girls are at particular risk, including a rise in child marriage, @UNFPA reports. news.un.org/en/story/2026/…



Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

@YahooSports Bunch of nerds who will never hold leadership roles because of the lack of social ability. Most of them are engineers and developers. Buddy your job is being taken by ai.






The craziest thing about Newsom's $100 million wildlife bridge is that it will allow cougars, an apex predator, direct access into a suburban neighborhood filled with pets, children, and the elderly. It's like the radical environmentalist version of The Purge.




🇮🇷 The Courtyard of a Hotel in Isfahan, Iran

Iran has kept the Straight of Hormuz toll-free for decades despite being vilified, sanctioned, and Isolated. Egypt charges $300,000 – $700,000+ per transit through the Suez Canal. Ultra-large container ships or tankers can exceed $1 million. Panama charges $150,000 – $450,000 per transit. Large Neopanamax ships cost up to $500,000+ to pass the Panama Canal. Turkey charges fees for the Bosporus Strait. Canada charges fees for the St Lawrence Seaway. The United States charges for the St Lawrence Seaway. But Iran is a bad country.

@LandBeforeSlime Traits like high conscientiousness, low neuroticism, openness are more accurate descriptions. I used "social acumen" to capture their downstream manifestation.




APs are getting easier, but they are still highly meritocratic compared to not just high school grades but college grades. Most students who get an A in a college class would be lucky to get a 3 on the corresponding AP.







