Stephen Graham

@BritishGas had a lengthy interaction today with a guy called Jeremy on the Moving House (?) Team. Customer Service at its finest. Well done Jeremy 🏆

@Tush27J @KarenJukes2 Unless you’re having a curry at an official work meeting?

@KarenJukes2 Christ almighty. No she is not. Reeking of alcohol is not acceptable.

I am finding some of the responses to Hannah Spencer's very serious point just baffling. Paramedics, bus drivers, nurses doctors all work late. They cannot drink alcohol whilst at work. Reeking of alcohol/being pissed is a serious disciplinary matter.

@greg16676935420 How did people not know that Greg's an idiot?

How did people not know this was Trump as a doctor? 1) There’s a hospital in the background 2) He has one of those lights the doctor sticks in your ear 3) He’s checking the patients fever 4) His nurse is below him 5) There’s a patient with 6 fingers 6) He’s wearing a doctors gown 7) Has a blanket on his shoulder to warm up the patient 8) Everyone’s looking up at him because they’re sitting in the chairs in the operating room

@LincolnShepher @Acyn You really can't be this stupid.

Fake news strikes again. 🤡 They twist EVERYTHING President Trump does into some kind of controversy. He literally said it was about supporting the Red Cross and helping people—but the media runs with “Trump thinks he’s Jesus.” Give me a break. This is why nobody trusts them anymore. They’re more focused on smears than the truth. Meanwhile, Trump is out here actually supporting workers and doing something positive. 🇺🇸

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

@jumbojd @afneil @TimesRadio Your profile says “Interested in all British & US history” but you seem to lack even the basic knowledge.

My monologue on The Times at One with Andrew Neil on @TimesRadio on Trump’s War: Donald Trump woke up this morning to tell Britain to open the Strait of Hormuz without US help and to ‘start learning how to fight’ for ourselves because America ‘won’t be there to help you.’   Well, we learned how to do that in 1940, Mr President, when your country was nowhere to be seen and only Britain stood with its Commonwealth allies to defend civilisation against the greatest evil the world has ever seen.  For those of you wondering if the Atlantic Alliance still has a future, you can stop wondering. As long as Trump is in the White House clearly it doesn’t.  Meanwhile Trump’s Secretary of State Marco Rubio is impatient with media criticism that the aims of Trump’s War are confusing and uncertain. So yesterday on American TV he helpfully listed them. Write them down, he advised, implying this was the definitive list. So I did: 1. The destruction of Iran’s air force 2. The destruction of their navy 3. The severe diminishing of their missile launching capability 4. The destruction of their factories Which is clear enough — except that it’s not the list with which President Trump started the war. That list clearly included regime change and the end of Iran’s ability to develop nukes.  They didn’t make Secretary Rubio’s list. Nor did the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.  There is further cause for concern. IF Rubio’s list is now the definitive one, then Trump could claim war aims achieved, victory declared even with Iran still in control of the Strait of Hormuz, still able to develop a nuclear arsenal.  Not quite the victory anybody envisaged.  Yet that may well be the route we’re now going down. Late last night in Washington we discovered that Mr Trump was telling aides he WAS prepared to end the war even if the Strait of Hormuz was still closed.  That opening it would prolong the war beyond his deadline. That it was up to the Europeans and the Gulf States to take the lead in opening it because they needed it more than America.  Well, thanks a lot Donald. You start a war without consulting your allies, you change your war aims more often than Keir Starmer performs U-turns and now you talk of ending it, leaving us to hold the baby. Just great.  This matters. Because the longer the Strait of Hormuz is closed the more the global economy faces something close to catastrophe. 1/2

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@DawnButlerBrent “A person playing a prank after midday is considered the "April fool" themself.” No surprises to see here.

🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨 I'm delighted to announce I have been appointed as Minister for Hope and Positivity in the Cabinet Office. I'll soon be putting forward new rules to ensure people stay kind online. Full statement below.👇🏾

⚡£117 on average coming off energy bills 🚗 Fuel Duty freeze extended 🧒 450,000 children to be lifted out of poverty 💷 A payrise for over 2 million people 💊 Prescription charges frozen again This is a government for working people.

@Ed_Miliband @grok how much do ministers and MPs claim for energy bills on their expenses?

From today, energy bills will fall by 7% for families across the country. We took the decision in the Budget to ask those with the broadest shoulders to pay their fair share, and today we see the result of that. Vital cost of living support delivered by this government.

@WhiteHouse Draft Dodger Donald Trump saying “build up some delayed courage” is so ironic.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@jumbojd Can you point out where he’s rooting for Iran? Or are you just a Trump apologist?

Dan James at last! Farke. WAKE UP! #lufc

2/2. …. DWP staff are constantly on the phone dealing with people like me, chasing responses, so they’re in a downward spiral of increasing workload. They need to sort the backlog out and staff up appropriately to cope with the volumes. It would work out cheaper long term.

@DWPgovuk @MartinSLewis registered in Mar 25 to pay contributions for missing years. Despite chasing regularly, and it being escalated twice, heard absolutely nothing. Reached pension age Jan 26, claimed Nov 25 and still received nothing. “It’s being worked on” I’m told … 1/2

@SkySportsNews @steph_peacock Just what will it take for the government to take action against the corrupt fraudulent activities being allowed by the Premier League. The £10.75m is being paid by money held back from the sale so what is the punishment here. Football fans are SICK of this.

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

Lucy Ward on TNT Sports “Leeds have had a good season so far this year”. Really? By what measure? #lufc #LEENOR

@paddyb53 Both sides?

The boo-ing by the Leeds United fans in the break of play to allow the Muslim players on both sides to take on water after sundown in the Holy Season of Ramadan is an absolute disgrace....so much for respecting each others religions in 'tolerant' Britain.

@atouchofsense You could lead on this by just stopping now

Can we please stop letting idiots post about stuff they have no clue about

What the hell is all this “a point is good away from home” crap. Once again we’ve thrown point away because of Farke’s substition “strategy” #lufc

I’m baffled why this is taking months of High Court time when the only evidence being presented is “there’s no other way they could have got the information”. No wonder the courts have such a backlog. #PrinceHarryVsANL