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@swordthemorninq we’re gonna meet a certain baby in season 3…

@shawoltardis @TimesSport @hirstclass @ManUtd They’ve done well to do that already when the final’s on Sunday

@TimesSport @hirstclass The woman won The FA cup this is disgusting @ManUtd

Manchester United have decided against holding an end-of-season awards dinner after the disappointing performance of the men’s first team Full story by @hirstclass ⬇️ thetimes.com/article/d83193…

@ultragloss ACOTAR

i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book

@FrMatthewLC @SewsAndArrows I hold that baptism is irrelevant to salvation, but is merely an outward public expression of faith - Christ was baptised as an adult so where is the biblical precedent for infant baptism in the first place?

@SewsAndArrows I hold that the intention of the parents likely qualifies as baptism of desire for miscarriages & stillbirths.

Priests: I will personally murder you in your sleep if you tell a mom whose baby just died that their baby "will never see the face of God because they weren't baptized"

@AidanFulham @WeAreTheOverlap He’s dunking on Spurs

@WeAreTheOverlap Sorry what Uncle Ian is eating cockerel on Christmas, cockerel, how this not on the front page of the papers

“I hate turkey!” 🦃 Gary’s Christmas dinner hot take is bound to ruffle some feathers! 😉 🎄

@GeorgieHeath27 Awwww that’s so sweet!

Sometimes your friends just know 🩷🤍

@TheGvardiolrule @CFC_Janty Already has a trophy

@CFC_Janty Carzy how palmer is going trophy less this season

Crazy how Gvardiol and Cole Palmer are the same age 😂

@SocialHistoryOx Lol guessing that’s the 17th century Jules

The autograph of Julius Caesar. Not something you see every day.

@krTHFCC @SplendidSonny @Rashyy_UTD @StokeyyG2 Maybe Lineker, Greaves, Klinsmann?

@SplendidSonny @Rashyy_UTD @StokeyyG2 Yea but I’m still taking kane

It's the 97th minute in the Champions League final. The score is 0-0 and your team has a penalty. You can pick any player in your club’s history to take the penalty. Who is it?

@AKA_Limer @angielouboo @EmmaKennedy There was no parliament until he died

@LandLonely @angielouboo @EmmaKennedy Not really. The new Parliament didn’t like him or back his plans.

@AKA_Limer @angielouboo @EmmaKennedy Worked for Charles II tbf

@angielouboo @EmmaKennedy Because that did them the world of good

@MargBarAmerica Yea I’m gonna get so ripped

the key to having year round abs

@Samfr @IsabelHardman Found it very eye opening about the costs required to just get selected and elected!

Enjoyed @IsabelHardman's "why we get the wrong politicians". Probably the most empathetic book I've read about politics - both towards the politicians themselves but also towards lots of marginal groups that get screwed over by our useless system.

@Buck4Eva @LouisDegenhardt @lewis_goodall Yea pretty much. The problem with the rationale in my tweet is also that my income next week is fixed (usually, accept there will be exceptions) whereas gas companies can just rack up as much profit as possible whilst exploiting their customers

@LandLonely @LouisDegenhardt @lewis_goodall This is true. I think it rankles so much with people because it's viewed as excess profit. All businesses (unless run as a not-for-profit) need to make money, profits make increased dividends more likely and therefore increase investment, and thus the cycle continues.

👀👀from Jacob Rees Mogg this morning on a windfall tax: "What do you solve by a windfall tax?...Retrospective taxation is difficult... Tax on corporations ultimately falls on individuals anyway." "The idea a windfall tax as a panacea to the inflation problem is wrong"

@Buck4Eva @LouisDegenhardt @lewis_goodall The difference is you know the work you do next week will be taxed. Companies don’t know when or of windfall taxes will apply to profits which they’ve already payed tax on. (Just explaining the rationale, not agreeing with it necessarily)

@LouisDegenhardt @lewis_goodall I wonder if I can use that rationale to not pay income tax? It's retrospective, it's taxing me for work I've already done and money already earned. I need it for future investment purposes too, in the same way these multinationals do, so I therefore claim exemption.

@Samfr I think it’s a mix, perhaps getting more wealthy over generations as well, and religious beliefs may play a part idk - I think local MP Bob Blackman in Harrow plays a big part in playing to the Hindu vote

I'd like someone to do a long read on the Hindu vote shifting Tory (e.g. Harrow yesterday) and whether it's more to do with integration (the Jewish vote also became more Tory over time) or specific factors like Kashmir and Johnson's support for Modi.

@Clevelandforte @dbcxptures @chantellee_m if the population goes down drastically then wages go up

@dbcxptures @chantellee_m Addition to your theory is they did it to cut the earths population and inflate everything to control the way people work and spend money

I have theory, Covid was instigated by the government so they could rise that cost of inflation so drastically.

@stevehales18 @btsportfootball

@btsportfootball Team with no history v team with lots of history

"Right now is the moment to focus on the process and keep on going." "Of course they're a big club, but we're also big!" Chelsea remain undefeated against Real Madrid in European competition... Thomas Tuchel & Christian Pulisic look to continue that run tonight 💪 #UCL

@Erinbaygstfut @robin5362 @Kuudere18 @pollen196 @sarahlugor I didn’t even realise he was attempting a British accent lol

@robin5362 @Kuudere18 @pollen196 @sarahlugor He sounds like he's American attempting an English accent in got tbf

@JFritz66 @BallTherapyYan 1999 PL - 4 points off the top, Liverpool not even in sight?

@BallTherapyYan But you weren’t anywhere near competing for Premier Leagues and you weren’t anywhere near competing for Champions Leagues. That’s the point