Landon Stewart

Movies in the park and @dulcedoll_11 says were like the 'painting of the rich white people in the park.' Aka Sunday Afternoon by Seurat.

#ClimateChange is one of the greatest challenges of our time—this decision is a grave mistake & will weaken US influence on the global stage twitter.com/nytimes/status…

Chardonnay helps most things. twitter.com/thehill/status…

Hillary Clinton threw major shade at President Trump at the Wellesley graduation ti.me/2qnlQ2p

"Can you please not post this on any social media? I don’t want my boss seeing.” - Pope Francis

"Aren't there any hoes to buy us drinks?" "Nah. Not within 20 years of us."

Trump Officials: ‘He Looks More and More Like a Complete Moron’ thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/…

TIME’s new cover: How Trump’s loyalty test is straining Washington ti.me/2qVmlF4

Stealing peonies from the building next to mine. A Wednesday story.

😂😂😂 twitter.com/humble_slim/st…

Shazam suddenly started forgetting song titles to highlight a little-known fact about Alzheimer's: adweek.it/2rbCN3o

Went to Whole Foods for some fresh flowers and came out with 2 bottles of wine and guacamole. No flowers. Fuck.

Sally Yates tells senators she warned President Trump about Michael Flynn nyti.ms/2qk3C5B

39-year-old Macron will become the youngest president in French history bloom.bg/2qGxJUA #Presidentielle2017

Words cannot accurately describe the tranquillity I feel that comes with freshly laundered sheets.

"LaGuardia is Americas 70's basement." @dulcedoll_11

Gets to work 5min late, leaves 15min later for a bagel and coffee. An Aston Martin story.

Looking at my coffee after someone at the table sneezes without covering their mouth.

Swiping right based solely on witty profiles and pictures of dogs.

At Samantha Bee’s ‘White House’ Dinner, Journalism Is Toasted as Trump Is Mocked nyti.ms/2pwmBJ6