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Lani Fischer

@Laner_bug

one bad mama jama

Denver, CO Katılım Mart 2011
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
So my bank just sent me an email saying they accidentally messed up putting some money back into my account and that they are fixing it. THEY ACCIDENTALLY TRANSFERRED $200,000 TO MY ACCOUNT. LOL I HAVE 6 FIGURES IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT AND I CAN’T EVEN USE IT STORY OF MY LIFE 😂😭
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Nina Turner@ninaturner·
I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.
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@valpallllll Sometimes we must do the unthinkable for who we love… like watch cars speed around a track for hours
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Val@valpallllll·
@Laner_bug unfortunately my significant other’s father loves the nascar 😪
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Val@valpallllll·
i’m at a nascar tailgate if y’all could keep me in your thoughts and prayers
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The coolest part about this collection is that my little sister was my photographer and we got to create together 💞
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kassandra꧁꧂@devotedhat3r·
ppl w uteruses b like omg i got my period! no wonder ive been crying and throwing up banging my head against the wall scratching my eyeballs out and begging for death!
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
My therapist encouraging my ho phase because I’m actually having more open and honest conversations with men because of it
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
“Slut Lani is so much better than girlfriend Lani, I’m so glad you went through that break up last year” 😂😂😂
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Val@valpallllll·
to everyone i was friends with during my evangelical, crunchy, coffee shop devotional journaling, cringe instagram captioning “love this god fearing woman..”, era … bless your hearts
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Lani Fischer
Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
When men say I intimidate them
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
Accidentally played a voice recording saying “LE TITS” in the middle of my work meeting, happy Wednesday.
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
I love myself so much right now.
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
Having a conversation about pregnancy at work and my coworker said she could never picture me ever becoming pregnant because I have too much masculine big dick energy and that I would be a dad mom… honestly she’s not wrong 😂😂
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
Me, an anxiety ridden easily overwhelmed can’t handle romantic attention but cute girl A cute boy that just wants to be nice to me, buy me flowers and compliment me 24/7:
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
How do people go from relationship to relationship so fast? I’m like a year out and I’m still not sure if I can handle giving that much of myself to a person again, even when the person is a literal angel.
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Lani Fischer@Laner_bug·
My date showed up tonight so drunk he could barely stand, and then he proceeded to order even more alcohol. So I took a phone call outside of the building grabbed a scooter and went home
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I told my mom I don’t want to die but I do think a two week long medically induced coma would be nice. She didn’t think it was funny or a good idea like I did.
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