Val

🧍🏽‍♀️🐈‍⬛ meeeeee

@Jsrogers56 @Laner_bug loathe it entirely

i’m at a nascar tailgate if y’all could keep me in your thoughts and prayers

@Laner_bug unfortunately my significant other’s father loves the nascar 😪

@valpallllll Who did this to you?

happy international women’s day

i don’t want a monthly car payment or car insurance i want efficient public transportation and high speed rail. thank you .

yes. and knives are unnecessary

would i love to get married to my bf of nearly 5 years yes… Yes. but more than anything i want a bach party. i want the girls feral on table tops slaying karaoke, frolicking on a beach under the moon with red wine, mama mia themed outfits for every outing .. Please

@Jsrogers56 @meredith_power no ♥️

thought i made a new friend then she said she’d rather meet eminem over rihanna

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

@xgrumpygranx ur the reason i romanticize coffee shops and making friends in them! i often think of serendipitously meeting you at public hall. i hope other people get the chance to serendipitously meet you in the new year.

so weird to see my boyfriend in a professional setting leading big project meetings and stuff. like when we first met my boy was blacked out swimming in fountains on campus. the duality of man!

@Horacce 2010-2016 and i’ve deleted all insta evidence

to everyone i was friends with during my evangelical, crunchy, coffee shop devotional journaling, cringe instagram captioning “love this god fearing woman..”, era … bless your hearts

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

need this 4 day break so bad. i just said to a client “have a good bay. Dye.”

you ever just .. lights off, no music, sit in the bath tub in piping hot water and just.. not Be

@stephhshan best thanksgiving of my life