Mayor Bobby Scott

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. @krispykreme $18 for a dozen? Not made in the store? My box isn't warm! My car doesn't even smell like diabeetus or a pending toothache. #NeverAgain 😑😑😑

@_Zennifer_ 😂😂😂 Slow reader! 😭😭

Look at Eric’s face. Even that slow reader realized what he said. 😂😂😂

AND THEN!.... This lady stops in traffic, in the left lane, puts her car in park and proceeds to fuss at me about a vacant lot next to her that needs to be cut... 😕

Guy runs out of gas on the highway. I stop and push him to the median. Call somebody to bring a couple of gallons of gas to get him to a gas station. Currently waiting on gas to arrive... Why do I feel like I'm under pressure because it's taking the gas guy so long? 😩😩😩

Perfect. Product. Placement. 💪 @JalenMilroe ▶️ @officiallly13 📺: bit.ly/3L9rKj3

It's great to hear "Touchdowwwwn Alabama!" once again. Welcome back Eli! #RollTide | @Baumhowers

@_Zennifer_ Isn't he a teenager? Why does he need new teeth? Looks like he's about to audition for Sesame Street - Real Life....

They are soooooo big. He got too much money to look like he went to that lady with the ring light.

I was wrong. It was #ducati supersport 950s...

@_Zennifer_ It's not just Philly. It has the same effect as international Playas anthem in the south. #smashedupthegreyoneboughtmeared

I just heard this song for the first time 3 weeks ago. I’m old af. 😂

@FunnyMaine Center Point definitely daps you up! -Mayor Scott

Birmingham.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 8 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

Congratulations Ms Benjamin on being selected as Erwin Intermediate School teacher of the year! She is the most intelligent & selfless individual that I’ve worked with. She has the recipe for success!! Thank you Ms Benjamin for all that you do!!! @Eagles_EIS @JefcoedK_5 @JEFCOED

Why isn't Pretty Woman a Disney movie? Princess Vivian.... 🤔🤔🤔

I often wonder what happened to Benjamin Button from ages 21 to 14....

Somebody ask @adamsandler if Grown-ups 2 actually had a script or did they just wing it. It's hilarious in an unplanned way. 😂😂😂 @nickswardson 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

If someone gave me the option of leaving the Matrix right now I'd be like NO because I'm truly at peace. However, that could just be the William Fitz Simmons song on the radio.... 🤔

Been to 3 motorcycle dealerships in the past 3 days and the answer is Kawasaki. The question is z650, z900, or zx-6r.

If I charge you less than half price for event photos and you don't fix me a plate to take home my camera will never snap another photo on your behalf ever... 😐