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Raw should get moved for old times sake

@unmasked_taro @elliottswrstlin Kane

fucking give me a wrestler and ill tell you if theyre better than seth rollins or not

“where the big boys play” a wcw retrospective under the late ted turner. 🎧: call me the breeze - lynyrd skynyrd

@unmasked_taro Nick Gage

give me any wrestler and I'll rate them 1-10 + my opinion on them

Part 3 becomes infinitely more enjoyable when you look at jotaro as just an edgy teenager

thought it was weird how fox mccloud is named after the animal he is while his dad has a regular name like james but then i remembered sometimes we be naming guys Guy

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

@sullislug @elliottswrstlin Pretty sure something similar was on chuck Taylor’s list o’ names

@elliottswrstlin Great. Now I wish Slim Pickens was alive and a wrestler.

Slim Pickens.

@kiddbanditpro Shout out to texts from superheroes

ironically obi-wan famously won several duels while not having the high ground

look i know i’m a chill person most of the time but i will defend my star wars takes til the end because i know i got the high ground.

@OSWreview @timeproofgames That's just the Narcissist

🏆 1992's Most Naked Man Award @timeproofgames

@OderickTrong @NotThatTomGreen Pirate Paul Burchill below Paul Burchill is egregious

@NotThatTomGreen Nothing obnoxious about my list Thomas, nothing at all. All purely factual and objective. Everyone seems to be saying it's the definitive #GWE26 list and I, for one, agree.

You think people are being obnoxious over this Greatest Wrestler Ever thing? Wait until I start taking ballots for my Top 100 Most Average Wrestlers Ever project.

@kiddbanditpro Y’know, I kinda hear it

the one winged angel theme song has always given me jaws theme vibes ngl

@Cohlrabi The best kind of correct 😁

@Lanthedan Okay... Technically correct haha

Is there another card in Magic that has as many different arts as Unholy Strength? Not alt or promo art but just same card different art across years and years. These aren't the only 2

I don’t know why companies put so much effort into April Fools’ jokes…they already have a Careers page that tricks people into thinking they have a chance of being hired.

@OSWreview Bring back Santino marella for a 3 week run

Oh my god, TKO want $11,500 for a front row seat to Clash in Italy! 🤢🤮 But you get wine tasting and pasting making with a wrestler! 😂 which superstars do you think it'll be?

@elliottswrstlin Favorite comedy gimmicks?

Off work soon keep 'em coming

@elliottswrstlin How much do out-of-ring factors (promos, interviews, backstage/in-ring skits, character work outside of a match, etc) affect your enjoyment/rating of a wrestler, if at all, vs purely match quality?

Fuck it why not🤷

No idea why the fuck these people would fight, but here ya go