Yer Dad

Come to Soda on 5/8!

Merrill Walks this off and we’re buying some a Merrill City Connect jersey

@sdutKevinAcee Pilonidal?

Matt Waldron has been shut down. Had a procedure for an infection in his “rear end,” according to Padres manager Craig Stammen. Waldron is “week to week.” Going to be far more difficult for him to make starting rotation out of camp.

@KGsBrokenHand Not actually his pet either

@LapApples Bruh, ain’t no way he wrote a single word

Honestly, fuck this dude

@MrQuilvioVergas thats just a straight up mula, nothin ita bout it

The biggest mulita I’ve ever received

One of the all-time greats. RIP.

@Apaintedcorner Didn't Bieber and Flaherty both already exercise their options to stay with their respective teams?

Polar Bear ➡️➡️ Reds Eugenio ➡️ Red Sox Breggy ➡️ Tigers Murakami ➡️ Mets Imai ➡️ Mets Alright, let me have it baseball world and let the games begin! ⚾

Been waiting for this for a looooong time.

IT'S ON, Y'ALL 🗣️ DIRTY THREE MAKE LANDFALL TO NORTH AMERICA 2026 🚨 tickets: dirtythree.tix.to/NA2026

@Zippy_TMS Adam? Whats the timeline for return?

I don't see any non-tender candidates in the Padres' list. Would love to see them buy out the last year of Morejon's team control for an extension.

@RJsFro @Pimp_Lord619 wtf that's my line

@Pimp_Lord619 I have explosive diarrhea.

Day 1 of the offseason how we feeling

@NWSSanDiego East of San Diego (~20 mins before landing).... was spectacular

It's been a stormy day across portions of the area! Any reports are greatly appreciated. See the graphic below :)

@BigTimeBrooks23 Too much for me... actually made the 2 hours feel longer?

@LapApples A lot of stimuli... my ears are still ringing

Enjoyed seeing the Bananas tonight, but never gotta do that again.

Went to a Rockies game

@Bobbycressey @MiserableSDFan U no Prellur bout 2 trade 4 sumn good

@MiserableSDFan It’s pretty devastating. Padres now have escape goat if they miss the playoffs. But you’re right they have depth in the miners

.@Bobbycressey tough break for xavier bogart. Hope he can get back soon. I saw we have wegner’s son on the roster. We also have White Hoffman in our system. Trever’s kid. He plays SS. Maybe wouldn’t hurt to have two HOFers kids on the roster for playoffs? Solid pedigree 👍

@alexqarbuckle youtu.be/Vx2dNUFZAeo?si…

next big trend is gonna be Wyethcore

@JomboyMedia Bat will remain in pristine condition. Never marred by a baseball.

Cool mint Zyn is the inspiration behind Austin Hedges’ Players Weekend bat color

Wow. Can't believe he didn't go with JackMe.