Derek Brooks

To celebrate/mourn the 2025 Padres season, I went to Texas Roadhouse, drank multiple Long Island Iced Teas and then had my wife drive me home while I listened to Good Riddance by Green Day on repeat

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED AM13 jersey 🐐

@LapApples A lot of stimuli... my ears are still ringing

Enjoyed seeing the Bananas tonight, but never gotta do that again.

@seidlersburner It was a double

@BigTimeBrooks23 Why don't I have to Google if that was a single

Worst DH in the league batting 2nd for MY SAN DIEGO PADRES

@seidlersburner @theBeerkid69 He has a full no trade

@theBeerkid69 They need to trade him

Genuinely curious, can they not option Yuki w/ his 4.73 ERA & 4.2 BB/9? He’s the most superfluous pitcher on the team; 3rd lefty, has reverse splits but gets used like a LOOGY (rendering him useless), doesn’t throw hard, doesn’t locate well. He’s completely unnecessary.

@HAWKSFN Way to ruin my sons little league day at the park

I’m hearing the words of Ron Fairly as we go to the bottom of 9. “The lead off walk always comes around to score…unless it doesn’t”.

@seidlersburner @tchadwick23 Watching you two agree on things gives me great joy

@tchadwick23 Could not agree more with this take

A conversation needs to be had about baseball on streaming platforms

@seidlersburner @ChrisElloSD @Padres *And Wade

@ChrisElloSD @Padres Tha San Diego Tatis Machados

Preseason MLB pundits who predicted the @Padres could struggle this season, were worried about the team’s depth on offense…They might have been right to worry….Currently the team’s “depth” players are a combined 46-261 (.176 avg.) with 3 HR’s….

@seidlersburner But the tariffs....

Starting in 2027 Manny and Bogaerts combined salaries are $64.5 million for the next seven seasons.

@seidlersburner @IbelWetz @FoolishBB Even though it was actually Arods, this is the most sane and logical baseball take you've had in 25 years. I'm kinda sad, I miss your ridiculousness

@IbelWetz @FoolishBB Arod made a really good point the other day though. There's a lot of value to just being a gamer. Having other guys around you who get the game and make each other comfortable and play to strengths. I don't know how WAR could measure that

If I made $170 million for 11 career fWAR, I’d think it’s made up and dumb too. No shame.

@seidlersburner What could the Padres get back for Jackson Merrill?

I've watched 3 episodes of the great British pottery show ask me anything

@seidlersburner You should write a book to help people realize how to live a good life

Let's say you're smart and rich something you could do instead of shooting someone in cold blood is just have a fucking awesome life and be cool

Found this authenticated wander franco ball I forgot I had... I'm thinking it should just go into the garage bucket with a bunch of old little league balls

@seidlersburner You don't have any plants

Desperately fighting a losing battle against the urge to take pictures of my plants and show them to people.

I'm sorry honey, democracy may have just made the road harder for you but you gotta fight and I'll be right there fighting with you

@dallas_mc @ToddGloria So should I still let my kids spray this on each other in the driveway

@Ineverglow @FurnaceFest I'm very interested in all dogwood content tomorrow

Five Iron Frenzy have taken the stage at @FurnaceFest

@seidlersburner No

with solano and higgy hitting everything on a line, you've got to at least consider Bogaerts 9th, right?

@seidlersburner Says "don't trade for relievers at the deadline" guy

OMFGGGGG