my beautiful dark twisted emily 🇵🇸

@XENOGOTH sometimes i still whisper "imagine my shock" to myself in the small hours

what happened to paul joseph watson

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

@agrandlakeofmud possibly my most used, behind 🙏

@LargeRatGirl 🫡 is just the best one they’ve ever done

welcome to emily's mind 🤭

@plainwhiteclaw I watched it only ever seeing tiny clips from the show and I cried like three times

do i have to watch this before i watch the movie or can i just go into the movie blind

@hadjipipis and when i got home? i would sit my ass down and be humble!!

Id just be stopping at Phoenician trading stations to buy fine things, mother of pearl and coral, amber and ebony, sensual perfume of every kind!!! 😎 😎

if i saw the laestrygonians id handle them just fine, id just think to myself with a smile that laestrygonians, cyclops, angry poseidon - dont be afraid of them 😎 you’ll never find things like that on your way as long as you keep your thoughts raised high!!

@maximumwelfare unless, perhaps, he himself never had a name to begin with. in which case this man is a victim of a vicious cycle far greater than him, and we must show him empathy.

@maximumwelfare name and shame!!!!! we need to some accountability!!!!!

famous people will be like "i'm so quirky i own twenty dogs but they all have the same name :)) we just call them all Bob!!" what are we supposed to do with those people?

only pair of shoes i wear have moisture trapped in the arches, i've been walking around for twelve months sounding like bob l'eponge

@fuckhangingout closer to number 1 though. how does that feel?

@fuckhangingout i'm also turning ten years old next month do you care about me ?

@hi_im_envy it's true, i'm honest!

@LargeRatGirl every australian has a secret desire in their heart to be kiwi

had a dream last night that i was doing the haka, felt awesome

@verecunda91393 I'm sorry you had to get caught in the crossfire but thank you for making me laugh

@LargeRatGirl I can't even lie, you had me on the hook for longer than I'd like to admit lol

This guy's never been to Nashville, Mongolia!!!! 😭😂😂

@do_not_test_me yes!!!

hello everybody do you like these coasters i found

@garlic_wife Gordon Groceries...

Stefano Coke-Zero

@bing_fingus_ I lost my copy a few years ago so i have to live through you here

@LargeRatGirl Been on my Kindle for years I probably should

I gotta stop getting book recommendations from Reddit, just logged my third 2 star Goodreads rating in a row after never going less than 3 my whole life

@apologetits can't wait to find out of this is true in about 5 years

Genuinely astounding that the final shot was a slow zoom in on the mouth of a giant gift horse