Tom Studans

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Neither of your think tanks do any work or produce anything of substance. All you do is complain in the media and on the internet. Do some fucking work for once in your lives or shut the fuck up.

It's really funny that two people in particular whose main achievements in Labor are being staffers who failed to get preselected because they are both too stupid and too insane are now confecting a battle for the soul of the party in which they are the protagonists.

#BREAKING 🚨 Emma Dawson says the conference system works and doesn't see a decline in substantive debate in the Labor party.

Albanese typically begins caucus meetings by thanking them for their solidarity. One internal critic sees it differently: “He is effectively thanking colleagues for their f---ing obsequiousness.” smh.com.au/politics/feder…

@Kappa_Kappa x.com/shutupmikeginn…

@SimonDavisTas @iosefmann It's not for a 'lack of creative tension' that no-one is producing intellectually-engaging work.

@iosefmann The factions are not really ideological at all. They're just about institutional power. That power seems to be mostly used to prevent open debate and stifle internal democracy these days. Unions are deeply complicit in this.

Watching the entire World Cup and then performatively not watching the final for internet reasons 🫡

@persnalisedmilk Hopefully it does 🙏

i forget that not everybody is in a bunch of cooker groups on facebook so if you’re wondering they’re currently discussing how the emergency alert frequency is going to kill them or something

@Alonso_GD Shut the fuck up!

What a team this England. If you don’t punch them in the back of the neck they are able to produce such beautiful football

@tomorrowsashes Need to watch Rome finally

where it all began. oz

Bro where tf are the defenders ?😭

England collect their bronze medals 🥉 The Three Lions have their best finish at a men's World Cup since 1966 🦁

Bellingham watching this in the sheds like fuck yes Alan. I can't believe they're FORCING me to play FOOTBALL. I hate my job, and my USELESS team-mates who are always fucking everything up when I stop defending 🤬 x.com/Betfair/status…

Should have done this for every game as it's the only way to motivate 70% of their squad

Now do you see why England spent the time since the semi whinging about the irrelevance of the third place fixture and how no-one wants to play football in front of billions of people?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 PICTURED: England with their bronze medals after finishing 3rd in the 2026 World Cup

Lionel Messi dedicated the victory against England at the #WorldCup2026 to “the people who are unemployed, who cannot make it to the end of the month, who always have to struggle.”

Yes boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the dream is alive!!! I think it might be coming home this year🤞🦁🦁🦁

@DominicDirupo @Rory_Talks_Ball Fucking YouTubers I swear to God

@Rory_Talks_Ball It's not real football, Rory

This is actually just making me far more angry about Argentina