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@minimooey I can see you ☺️

I don't want to be lonely..... I ain't got anyone to natter with if you lot can't see me.

@TheRealJamieKay No

Do you like Zack Polanski?

@Nithya_Shrii You’ve got the Morbs!

What’s it called when you don’t feel depressed, but all you wanna do is be in your bed?!

@Jan_Leeming You over privileged arsehole. Babies are easy to make and people don’t make the best choices but why should the child who is born suffer. Feed children, educate children and society will be all the better for it.

Am staggered that Breakfast clubs exist. Believed it was parents’ responsibility to feed their children. All part of the Nanny State mentality. The State makes people dependent on them - that’s control.

@autcareandshare They can’t reduce your salary. They signed a contract for that amount.

@kittenstormer @Telegraph 2% of women leave a terminally ill partner - 23% do the same.

@Telegraph And women wonder why men are walking away from marriage.

✍️ 'I signed up to ‘in sickness and in health’, but it’s almost two weeks since he broke his hip and my patience with my patient is wearing thin' | Writes Celia Walden Read the column ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/2…

@Telegraph Try caring for the man you adore for four years and then watching him die. You have no idea what love is.

@JustMissEmma Morning lovely x

MORNING!

@Kevin77199503 @piersmorgan Them working in both means they are not working in the NHS full time!!!

@Larkers @piersmorgan Nonsense the majority of doctor work in both. In fact hospitals are using private hospitals and operating rooms to help cut waiting lists.

No, but both my parents had long agonising nights on trolleys in A&E corridors recently and it’s shameful anyone has to. I pay for private medical insurance because I can afford to and don’t want to pile even more pressure on the NHS. All who can afford it should do the same.

@Kevin77199503 @piersmorgan Private takes doctors away from the NHS

Exactly this. Those that can afford it, should. It eases strain on the NHS it’s not a commentary on its performance necessarily. My father and step mother both worked in the NHS but my father chose private for a minor operation some years back. My step mother was failed by the NHS. Later died from something unrelated. But may have been diagnosed earlier had an MRI been ordered. Both worked hard for the NHS and stood by it.

@EssexgoonerMr You do not speak for anyone but yourself.

I speak for the MAJORITY of the UK. We Love President Trump 🇺🇸

@JustMissEmma Oh darling! I am so sorry you are going through the flu. Sending love x

Well… would you absolutely Adam an Eve it! Just as I get over a horrible 3 week long lurgy (no my nose didn’t fall off!) I end up in hospital with Influenza A, heading into an adrenal crisis and a temp of 41. ..Oh, and did I mention it’s ma birthday? Wooop 51 here I come! Sliding my way in with a huge dose of Tamiflu, and regular paracetamol…. what a day 🤦‍♀️ #AddisonsDisease

@jin_shah_ @JesyNelson_stan Hopefully with less bankruptcies, drink/drug drive convictions, husbands and surgeries.

@JesyNelson_stan She seems like she will still be an excellent mother I can see her being what Katie Price is to Harvey. I can see her as a spokesperson for this condition also

Jesy Nelson gets tearful saying she just wants to be her twins mum and not be a nurse 😭🤍

@minimooey How rude.

X says I'm spam and tweeting too much and my content is of little value. and its just taken me 836 attempts to post this

@salltweets I stopped by knowing that it takes three days for nicotine to leave your body. YOU CAN DO THIS!

I’ve officially had no vape for 14 days and, I’ve gotta admit, day 14 has been the hardest. I just miss it 🤷‍♀️

@LozzaFox If you have to wonder why, you are not very bright.

I wonder why it’s completely fine when “Australian” is shortened to “Aussie.” But it’s racist when “Pakistani” is shortened to “Paki.”

@TheCinesthetic All of Brad Pitt eating in Oceans 11

What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history?

@Wisdom_HQ It wasn’t his.

@Bakewell2009 @MartinSLewis You are all angels.

@MartinSLewis District Nurse 5 years - ive never felt like i have a job. Its a tough job but amazing at same time. Community spirit is not dead despite what media portrays ❤️❤️

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