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@chege_manu Africans have an unhealthy obsession with dead bodies. Hospitals noticed this and started holding families ransom by withholding bodies for unpaid bills. The dead don't care who buries them or how 'dignified' their sendoff is.

Huwa mnasumbuliwa na vitu za upuzi sana. Hahaha

@WittyLevi Prime Nollywood was so chaotic maan 😂😂

Nothing beats this…

@Kgothatsoxo Diggs: Yo chef what's for dinner? Chef: This ass 😭

Coming home from an intense workout out you find your chef cooking and vibing like this , I’m not justifying but come on bro

@ItsChanzu This app is wild. 😂😂

Kwani sisi ni wanawake?

@nasser_Ug1 You mean Ugandans actually voted for this cabbage? 🤔

The Lion of Adjumani, Gen. Moses Ali, has officially taken his oath. A living legend, still standing strong for Uganda😂😂

@timothymathai I'm convinced that once a man learns how to control their sexual urges they have prevented 80 percent of the problems they might face in this life.

Nick Imudia was one stupid man, together with his legal counsel. All this could have been avoided if he didn’t sleep with his colleague. Sexual discipline ni kitu ya maana sana.

@Kvaati Or just don't chew your employees or colleagues.

Gentlemen, especially those of you going up the ladder. When you get to those cool offices/roles that come up with a slot for a PA. Choose an older woman than you as your PA. Nick Imudia is your lesson.

@Kvaati Vijana siku hizi hadi wamama tunakula

@Eddie_Mugoh Buana hamuogopi boot ya subaru

"Leo nitachelewa kidogo, enda unipigie bibi."

@_mr_mutinda Hii maybe unase bandit bois. 😁

Catching sunset

@MaxonAiro Jiheshimu Bois

When Arsenal are eventually confirmed as Premier League Champions, I will strip naked and sprint from South B to town via Uhuru Highway. I will then do a backflip at Archives next to the Tom Mboya statue and sprint back home via Landies Road. You saw it here first.

@mwabilimwagodi2 I think she has self esteem issues. If this is how she behaves in front of the President in public what about behind closed doors? You can tell she signs everything Ruto tells her to sign off without question.

This is the Attorney General of the Republic of Kenya. A Cabinet level professional appointee. This is bad optics man.

@ItsOpuk 😂😂😂

MkenyaMzi after testing positive for Hantavirus

@Mistafelix_ 43TX56 Sporty

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@SimplyUtd They were honouring the institution that is Manchester United and that is way bigger than the 11 who step out onto the pitch.

🚨🗣 Wayne Rooney says he felt bad when Chelsea gave a guard of honour to Manchester United in 2007: ​"I remember when we played Chelsea, I felt bad. I did, I felt really bad because we won the league and Chelsea were giving us a guard of honour. And he [Sir Alex Ferguson] played, I think it was Kieran Lee, it was Dong [Fangzhou], Adam Eckersley... he played all these young lads and you've got like [Frank] Lampard, John Terry, you've got all the Chelsea first team players giving all these young lads a guard of honour. And I felt bad, that was poor from us, we shouldn't have done that." "The lads who walked out didn't deserve a guard of honour. That was their first game of the season." "I wouldn't have liked that if Chelsea would have done that." [@BBCSport]

@mfsvlly Naaah thank God for the gift of hoes maan.

Hundreds of years wasted fighting for equality because the only thing women want is to sexualize themselves

@timothyCarplug @DerrickUdu55582 Hiyo sio stick shift hapo mzee mbona unasema ni automatic?

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@MaxonAiro So to withdraw that 3400 you have to wager 85k?

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@TeyaKevin @_kamaa1 Matazo picked up an ACL on his first game back ftom another ACL. Bro might be cooked.

Harambee Stars prospects Eliot Matazo and Sammy Henia-Kamau moved a step closer to playing in the English Premier League after Hull City beat Millwall to qualify for the Championship playoff final on Monday night. Matazo, who was born in Belgium, is eligible to represent Kenya through his mother, while Henia-Kamau currently features for Hull City’s U21 side and is highly rated as a future first-team player. Hull City will now face either Southampton or Middlesbrough in the final, with a place in the Premier League at stake.

@cici_obi @WTA @MercedesBenz Moving well and Coco in the same sentence LMAO. She has some of the worst footwork in the tour.

@WTA @MercedesBenz coco and rybakina advancing are my semifinal picks. both have been serving and moving well.

Things are getting interesting in Rome! 👀 Who do you have advancing to the semifinals? @MercedesBenz | #IBI26