Lars Ohfendorffer

Airbnb but for a half hour (so there’s a minimum $) at your bathroom on a road trip. Would pay $20-$30+ to sit on your toilet vs. a truck stop/rest area.

@_falsi1ke Realtors

Name a huge scam.

@971theticketxyt Buddy was really proud of his Darko jersey.

What's the worst jersey purchase you've ever made?

@Prisonmitch If you had to remove one so you can join - which one you removing?

I’m putting together a foursome.

@bprintco GetBackyarding.com

Okay, let's do something for fun... tell me what your business is and I'll give you the best marketing strategy I can think of.

@trentjhughes Lies

My old boss cleans trash cans for a living $25 per can 50 a day 4 days a week $20,000 a month He surfs every Friday Quit his corporate software job and went all in Sometimes weird boring businesses are the play....

@JaredDHardin There is no way you said that with a straight face

Woke up early this morning to throw these on the smoker! Pork butt > brisket

@Jaguars Can we get you three flagpoles (one for the U.S. flag, one State of Florida, and one Jags flag)? Flags-unlimited.com

Introducing One Tower Court, our new business headquarters & Downtown Jacksonville’s first multi-tenant Class-A office building constructed since 2007!

@OfAthenry We'd like to donate a new U.S. flag to support this cause - where do we send it?

Every day I wake up thankful that my country has like 70 giant whale dildos powered by spicy rocks that can literally go anywhere they want to shoot missiles at another country.

@JonHeyman Did you mean bolster?

Kevin McGonigle makes Tigers. Rookie SS had terrific spring. Should booster offense of division favorite.

@Johnny_Joey @RobManess They’ve tried to get rid of the Hog for decades at this point but no one does CAS like we do CAS. RPA Out

For those of you not familiar. The A-10 Warthog is the ugliest, most absurdly beautiful killing machine to ever take flight. A flying chunk of titanium molded around a gatlin gun style cannon; the equally absurd 30mm GAU-8. It commands the adoration of troops on the ground as the sound of its unmistakable mating call the “brrrrrrp” overhead means several enemy fighters have been neutralized. It flies low and slow delivering death more intimately than any other fighter jet could fathom. Cloaked in armor, it’s rumored to be able to take damage to 70% of its airframe and still land with ease. It doesn’t need a long or even paved runway. The uppity nerds running the Air Force have decided to “phase them out” this year… yet here they are continuing to “get some”. I personally think that @USMC should take the them over… they fit perfectly in our “take old shit and make it great” culture.

Chairman of the JCS Gen. Dan Caine: "The A-10 Warthog is now in the fight across the southern flank and is hunting and killing fast attack watercraft in the Straits of Hormuz."

@SinklarD Stack the wins!

Just sent a bid/invoice for my first paying cabinet job today and the lady agreed to move forward. It’s small, not a lot of money but feels good.

@OvertempMarine @MIAviationKing @sydor_greg Certainly agree with that.

@MIAviationKing @LarsOhfendorf @sydor_greg There probably no better state for tool and die makers, most are working overtime for Tesla and Space X.

Nice PE opportunity hiding in plain sight in private aviation. If you know PJs, it’s obvious we have a windshield problem. They’re hard to procure and run over $100,000. The issue is quality control with small parts manufacturers. And every OEM suffers. Take Embraer - many of their windshields come from a small third party factory in Alabama. They recently found only 60% of output was actually usable. The other 40% of windshields get scrapped bc of quality. One of the most highly demanded jets is being production constrained by a single vendor and part. Anyone who can improve these production inefficiencies will unlock a bag.

If you’ve ever heard C-RAM go off it’s a sound you’ll never forget

@LoganHaskett @jamesonhaslam

@LarsOhfendorf @jamesonhaslam Maybe cuz he’s actually just a huge asshole.

rooting for USA tonight is Dodger lovin

@LoganHaskett @jamesonhaslam He is so unlikable and I’m not real sure why

@jamesonhaslam Just get Ken rosenthal off my tv screen.

@t3nable @actualjib We are attempting to do this with GetBackyarding.com - still building it out but trying to focus on legitimate products with the focus on anything you would use in your backyard

Startup idea; Amazon but all the products are genuine.