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@BcraigVV Lol. My body physically hurts. But i hope people think the vid id cool

@LaserCorn Terribly excited because you did a good job and the video looks SO cool?

Stayed up all night editing. Feeling terrible.

@FoxenBruh I appreciate that

@LaserCorn Still my favourite member throughout the smosh members.

Happy Father's Day!

@LaToyab9464461 Thanks

@LaserCorn Happy Father's Day 💐

@Pink_NRZ Thats me

@LaserCorn Dadcorn!

@Mr_Haunted05 Thanks! I did

@LaserCorn Have a Great Day!

Whenever I stream, the chance of an internet outage goes up by 300 percent.

Keith and Noah just went live with their brand new podcast. It's the @PodDoubleTake Check it out! youtu.be/wT0epBKOtiA

Reacting to #SummerGameFest live show. Come hang out! twitch.tv/thelasercornsh…

@misshabit I blame inflation

Honestly I have no idea how that got there

@BcraigVV i can't knit

@LaserCorn Sir why are you on Twitter and not helping him knit a giant earth size blanket???? KNIT NOW!

My 6 year old came up with a plan to get rid of all mosquitos: 1. Put giant blanket over the Earth 2. Everyone farts at the same time 3. Fart smell under blanket kills all mosquitos 4. He punches the blanket off of the Earth I'm no scientist, but it seems like a solid plan.

@xLegitUnicorn we'll check the weather to avoid rain

@femboy_tamale just until he punches the blanket. 2 minutes tops

@LaserCorn How long would we have it hold our breathes

@loljustagamer been alright

@LaserCorn Yooooo you were my favorite member of smosh games back in the day how’s life been man?!

I liked Deadpool and Wolverine, but the whole "anchor being" thing is incredibly dumb and I really hope they just never reference it again. I definitely don't want it to play a part in #DOOMSDAY

Just opened this in Pokemn TCG Live. Can't tell if April Fools joke or not.

Went to #WonderCon yesterday! It was the first one for me and the kids and we all had an amazing time. Thanks so much to @thatgrltrish for the invite. And thanks to @thekatiewilson and @OriginalFunko for hooking us up with these great Pops! #FreeProduct