Last Man Balling

Remember when Miles Jacobson promised us a "slick" UI and a masterpiece for the next 20 years? Yeah, about that... 😬 I spent way too long matching up his pre-release #FM26 hype quotes with actual, broken gameplay. The contrast is both hilarious and painful. A massive thank you to the brilliant creators and journalists who sat down, asked the tough questions, and got these quotes on record to make this edit possible. You guys are legends: 🎙️ @WorkTheSpace 🎙️ @TheFMShowPod (@tonyjameson, @RdfTactics, @simaggioFM) 🎙️ @xArthurRay 📰 @donkeykongvevo (@RadioTimes) 📺 @shaun_dacosta (@BBCNews) 👑 And @theoldzealand for being the voice of our collective sanity. Check out the full video below! Let me know if you guys have found any of those "special" animations yet. 👇 youtu.be/2IwQam6CQ4U

@MHnrkh16988 @England

@LastManBalling @England Only an idiot would say such

Representing, home and away 🦁

@Perexcoze @KILLTOPARTY I looked up the post. They were both 10 years old. That’s the twist.

@KILLTOPARTY You did right, if she wanted something else , she should speak , she’s an adult

I love him

@KILLTOPARTY Wait til he takes her to the cinema to watch Project Hail Mary. Her seat will be dripping.

@FMScrapbook @BFCTurf @England @Specsavers have you got any appointments tomorrow? This fella needs one

@LastManBalling @BFCTurf @England they're disgusting, mate

@BFCTurf @England Far from it

@LastManBalling @England generic adidas templates? no thanks

@Aitch_GKR @England What makes you say that?

@LastManBalling @England I think you might care too much..

@England Here’s what we could have had

Up close with the new threads 🤌

@Footy_Headlines If Adidas made an England kit like that white one but with a navy trefoil and red stripes, it would be the best selling england kit in recent times.

💌 Adidas, we love you

@England Lads you should have waited. Adidas have absolutely clowned you and these Aaron Lennon era England shirts.

A brotherhood of grace and charm.

@FabrizioRomano Braga

🚨 OFFICIAL: Europa League quarter finals are set! 🏆✨ Who’s gonna win it? 👀

@jimmycarr Nick Mohammed when?

Last One Laughing Season 3 AND Halloween special are CONFIRMED! Laugh now... While you can.

@UEFAEURO He wears number six cos that’s the number of years he’s been 17 years old.

17-year-old Nathan De Cat earns his first Belgium call-up 🇧🇪

@TheGriftReport What’s a commedian?

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

Just had a Big Arch from @McDonaldsUK. AMA

@StretfordEndx @Ekremkonur Is this @SlowSportsNews?

🚨 Manchester United are interested in SIGNING Keirnan Dewsbury-Hall. Leicester City are not looking to sell the midfielder without a strong offer. [@Ekremkonur] #mufc

@jbillinson Have some self control man!

Deeply humiliating to realize how much this overpriced chunk of plastic has improved my quality of life in just a week.

@Cristiano Can me Nan have her rug back? Ta

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

@classicshirts Both are minging. Although the phenomenal Adidas drop is probably clouding my judgement.

🚨 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑹𝑻: The new England home and away shirts 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Some lovely classic features. An 80s style collar on the home. The centralised crest on the away. And of course the return to the traditional red. What do you think? 🤔

@StevieG0v0 @classicshirts Where’s that? Costco?

@classicshirts Gorgeous in person too