Blessed Colorado Cowboy

Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

@ScooterMagruder Was on the phone with my sister who was in Dallas. We both said “Ah s**t” at the same time and the the line was silent for 10 long minutes. Finally we just said our goodbyes and hung up.

Romo field goal fumble vs. Seahawks 2006 Wild Card

If you grew up before social media, can you still remember your parents' landline number off the top of your head?

@TheSports_Shift Todd Blackledge

When you were at school was there an urban myth about a celebrity having a rib removed so they could give themselves a blowie?

@WerderEdNFL The Grateful Dead. The whole band was off key and they were out of synch. But everybody attending was so stoned that I don’t think anyone cared. 😂😜

John Mellencamp, who came out and told crowd if they were there to hear his hits, they were in wrong place — or would be waiting a very long time. We walked out four songs in.

@ThrillaRilla369 ‘69 Dodge Charger - 104 mph

Have you ever driven faster than 100MPH and if so what were you driving the first time?

It is not only Cinco de Mayo, it is also Taco Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🎉

@concernedforco @BarryPetty46274 @mrosazza

After the best submissions possible and a lot of fun going back and forth, we crown @BarryPetty46274 winner of the Griswold meme contest! Congratulations from @mrosazza and I! DM coming your way for your prize! 🔥

@concernedforco @RepJasonCrow

@RepJasonCrow I have dogs. I sacrifice a lot for them. Often I have to go without so that they are properly taken care of. And now you’re forcing me to pay for theirs? This is a terrible idea. I donate a lot to Humane CO. I might need to rethink that.

No one should have to choose between their pet and a roof over their head. I’ve introduced bipartisan legislation to keep Coloradans and their four-legged companions together, no matter where they call home. sentinelcolorado.com/metro/rep-crow…

@JDrumUK @FBGreatMoments Always loved that nickname!

@FBGreatMoments "The Bus Driver," Tim Lester... #RIP

Name a fullback you actually remember by name.

Last night I went out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing led to another—I had a few too many beers, moved on to wine, and topped it all off with coffee and brandy. Not a great idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I made the smart decision to leave my Harley behind and take a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers for breathalyzer tests. Since I was on a bus, they just waved me through. I made it home safely and without incident, which really surprised me, because I’ve never driven a bus before.

@ForestMommy @GovtsTheProblem So tired of the local MSM and their fear mongering. Like we’ve never had snow or cold from late April to early June. I don’t even watch or listen any more. Don’t know who to believe.

@GovtsTheProblem Agree. It's a game to them to see if they can panic people

I’m convinced that Colorado grocery stores put Colorado media members on commission sales pay structures now whenever there’s an incoming snowstorm.

@schotts *side note: I don’t know what Apple has done to the keyboard but I’m sure getting tired of going back and correcting stuff and then reading posts like mine above and seeing what mistakes I posted. Either that or my thumbs have gotten existentially bigger in the last few months

@schotts Sadly enough I am now a "believe it when I see it" guy. I hope they drive the gifting a-holes like Sullivan s from from Colorado politics as possible.

BREAKING: Denver is about to get spanked for their anti 2A policies. #copolitics

A hacker called me and said he had all of my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

@citchmook Wow... Hartman picked up some new moves from Jamie Benn and the Stars

Ryan Hartman attempting to hold Cale Makar's arm only to get punched in the face is killing me. Cale is a savage.

@realkarenjean @RepJeffries Once again Dollar Store Obama comes out from wherever he's hiding and screams "don't forget that I'm here!"

@RepJeffries Na. No originality. You have to steal our shit. Dope fiend.

Jeffries Derangement Syndrome.

@mrosazza Took a page right out of the movie Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

Should we do this in Denver?

@ThoNg676733 You need to add the next line… “and I want you for all time."

Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman "And I need you more than I want you." C'mon, nobody writes like that anymore... That line slays me every time. Absolutely gorgeous songwriting.