It's Greg, for all intents and purposes

The hummingbirds are on the way!! I’m so excited! Check out Hummingbird Central for more info and to see the map and all that. We’ll be putting feeders out this weekend for any that show up early!😊 hummingbirdcentral.com

You don’t trust anyone I’m not asking you to forget that I’m asking for the blindfold, the binding, the place where you stop holding yourself together and let me do it that’s not everyone that’s just me, asking because I need to be the one you didn’t say no to #inkmine

@softtail65 Ratt - 7th Avenue youtu.be/ayGPm5d7G0w?si…

Please refrain from politics & political remarks on our music posts. Ty! 🎶🤘🎶

@softtail65 Night Ranger -High Road youtu.be/9vRty6qwGzI?si…

@softtail65 Paolo Nutini - These Streets youtu.be/swIKGLqIitI?si…

@GiniferL Wide leg are trending as well

I see low rise jeans are back in style meaning you have to find the lowest rise underwear possible.

@mistrustme1 @SarahSevans2000 The ladies who wear those and look great and feel sexy, more power to them. They just look so uncomfortable. I’m sure it has to ride up and I assume you have to unhook to go to the bathroom. Not to mention our clumsy asses trying to get you out of it. 😂🤣 Wear a shirt.

@SarahSevans2000 I’ve got that failed experiment in my closet with a black bodysuit

Ladies. I just died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣imma get one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Being humble is great and rare.

I excel at making things my problem

@mistrustme1 That’s okay. I’m happy to be the tether to your kite.

In every relationship there is a crazy one, oddly enough it’s always been me

She was beautiful, like a sparrow trying to fly off with a pizza crust

Twitter relationship status: I want you, you want someone else, they texting other people.

C’mere and fuck with my world.

Texting is lame. Let's go sit under the stars.

Hope the next viral trend is common sense

Wanna stab each other to death?

@mistrustme1 Situations like that have a way of turning around on you unexpectedly. I’ve got my own cuffs. 😏

You’ll eventually succumb to my charms, or else stay tied up here

Not to brag but my tweets are liked by well over two people worldwide.