Late Capitalism

Announcing Operation Misclick 🤡💩 Alright folks, remember when we created $REAL (@RealOnSolana_)? Well, turns out we accidentally created a stablecoin. While most goon tek tokens are down only since ATH arguable our price action was less dramatic. Current situation: With 85%+ of supply locked in the bundle, we have a zombie token. Price can't move. Volume is dead. The experiment failed. The Plan: The Great Unbundling aka. The Misclick. We're nuking the bundle (70%), keep 15%. Here's what happens: Bundle gets dissolved Return to organic price discovery Same token, fresh start No more artificial price support Any market cap higher than 5k will be considered a success 💩💩💩 Timeline: Day 1-3 (Tomorrow): If still any holders left, you can sell pre-nuke at normal market price. Remember we haven't sold a single token. Any price action was bundle + market. Day 4: We nuke. Execute unbundling in tranches over several minutes to minimize bot exploitation. 70% will be nuked. 15% scattered across DAOs and treasuries will be kept. We're not a real market, we're a simulation. The bundle experiment failed. This might fail too. Expect market cap to be much much lower post nuke. But dying slowly as a fake stablecoin isn't working. Immediate death or revival, no in-between. Will unbundling fix $REAL? Unknown. But at least we're trying something.

Announcing Operation Misclick 🤡💩 Alright folks, remember when we created $REAL (@RealOnSolana_)? Well, turns out we accidentally created a stablecoin. While most goon tek tokens are down only since ATH arguable our price action was less dramatic. Current situation: With 85%+ of supply locked in the bundle, we have a zombie token. Price can't move. Volume is dead. The experiment failed. The Plan: The Great Unbundling aka. The Misclick. We're nuking the bundle (70%), keep 15%. Here's what happens: Bundle gets dissolved Return to organic price discovery Same token, fresh start No more artificial price support Any market cap higher than 5k will be considered a success 💩💩💩 Timeline: Day 1-3 (Tomorrow): If still any holders left, you can sell pre-nuke at normal market price. Remember we haven't sold a single token. Any price action was bundle + market. Day 4: We nuke. Execute unbundling in tranches over several minutes to minimize bot exploitation. 70% will be nuked. 15% scattered across DAOs and treasuries will be kept. We're not a real market, we're a simulation. The bundle experiment failed. This might fail too. Expect market cap to be much much lower post nuke. But dying slowly as a fake stablecoin isn't working. Immediate death or revival, no in-between. Will unbundling fix $REAL? Unknown. But at least we're trying something.

Announcing Operation Misclick 🤡💩 Alright folks, remember when we created $REAL (@RealOnSolana_)? Well, turns out we accidentally created a stablecoin. While most goon tek tokens are down only since ATH arguable our price action was less dramatic. Current situation: With 85%+ of supply locked in the bundle, we have a zombie token. Price can't move. Volume is dead. The experiment failed. The Plan: The Great Unbundling aka. The Misclick. We're nuking the bundle (70%), keep 15%. Here's what happens: Bundle gets dissolved Return to organic price discovery Same token, fresh start No more artificial price support Any market cap higher than 5k will be considered a success 💩💩💩 Timeline: Day 1-3 (Tomorrow): If still any holders left, you can sell pre-nuke at normal market price. Remember we haven't sold a single token. Any price action was bundle + market. Day 4: We nuke. Execute unbundling in tranches over several minutes to minimize bot exploitation. 70% will be nuked. 15% scattered across DAOs and treasuries will be kept. We're not a real market, we're a simulation. The bundle experiment failed. This might fail too. Expect market cap to be much much lower post nuke. But dying slowly as a fake stablecoin isn't working. Immediate death or revival, no in-between. Will unbundling fix $REAL? Unknown. But at least we're trying something.