Laughs.are.us

@ndaxio Do no trust nadax get your money out before it’s to late.

One of Bitcoin’s biggest corporate holders may not be “never sell” forever. Michael Saylor suggested Strategy could sell some BTC to help fund STRC dividends. Does that change how you think about Bitcoin?

@netflix Even he didn’t think he was the funniest

"I'm gonna be completely real with y'all. I did not think I was going win this bitch." 😭 #FunnyAFwithKevinHart

@Wuttunee91 @ivandemigoal You lost bro?

The Toronto Maple Leafs have won more draft lotteries than playoff series in the last 10 years.

Usama Siddiquee not winning is fucking insane. Whoever didn’t vote for him is a fucking idiot. Absolute superstar. I can’t wait to go see him live. Unreal talent. #FunnyAF

Can not believe Usama didn’t walk away with the win on funny af.

@AyoolaD3 @Jimmy_P04 And was still better then Ron, imagine with a couple months to prep a 1 hour special with usama would have been hilarious

@Jimmy_P04 No robbery. Usama wasn't at his best in the semis and final

Usama got robbed. Ron Taylor ain't it. #Funnyafwithkevinhart #funnyaf

@ayeWHOcares You click the wrong button? Usama was the funny one

I'm so happy Ron Taylor won Funny Af 🙌🏾🎉🎉 ✨ This is the only time in life I felt like my vote counted

@agyeitah 1 hour of Ron will boring AF, usama would make for a much better Netflix special…

Funny AF was so good. Happy for Ron Taylor. I voted for him because I thought those last two sets were better. On the form across the show, I'd say Usama and Caitlin were the best comic and Reg even when he was canned initially was good. I think Usama would have a future

@KevOnStage Usama?

Shout out Ron Taylor for winning FUNNY AF. Couldn’t happen to a better more deserving person.

@bgmacneill @KevinHart4real Usama deserved to win. 1 hour of Ron will be boring AF

@KevinHart4real Great season of Funny AF. Ron was funny af in the finale, and look forward to his special. And so cool Nikki put Caitlin and Reg in high profile opening spots with her. Wtf with my boy Usama... feels like he got hung out man... he deserved something ... just sad

@Alameen___Abba This is the dumbest thing Uber ever read in my life thanks for wasting my time.

I donated blood for the first time. It felt normal. Quick form, small needle, juice and biscuits after. The nurse smiled and said, “You saved a life today.” I went home feeling oddly proud. Two weeks later, I got a call from the hospital. Unknown number. “Hello, is this you?” “Yes.” “This is the hospital. We need you to come back in.” I asked why. There was a pause. “It wasn’t your blood type after all.” That didn’t make sense. They tested me before collecting anything. I told them that. Another pause. Then: “Just come in. Please.” Something in her voice felt off. I almost ignored it. But curiosity got me again. When I got there, the place felt… quieter than before. Same building, same reception, but fewer people. Less noise. They didn’t let me sit in the waiting area. A nurse came out almost immediately and said, “Follow me.” No small talk. No explanation. She led me to a room I hadn’t seen before. Inside were two doctors. They didn’t introduce themselves. One of them just asked, “Have you felt anything unusual since your last visit?” I shook my head. “Dizziness? Weakness? Strange dreams?” That last one made me hesitate. I had been having dreams. Vivid ones. But I brushed it off. They exchanged a look. Then one of them slid a file toward me. “Your blood,” he said, “doesn’t match any type we have on record.” I laughed a little. “That’s not possible.” He didn’t laugh back. “We ran it three times. Same result.” I felt my chest tighten. “What does that mean?” He leaned forward slightly. “It means… whatever we took from you two weeks ago…” He paused. “…wasn’t supposed to be in a human body.” Silence filled the room. Then I asked the only thing that came to my mind: “So… what did you give to the patient?” They looked at each other again. And one of them said quietly: “That’s why we called you back.”

@LeafsPapi_ WE WANT FLORIDAAAA 😂😂🤡🤡🤡

“HABS FANS ACTING LIKE THEY WON THE CUP”

@ffootballXchamp @bored2dthNashvL That’s all we can ask for, enjoy it and keep your eye on the ball 🤙🍻

@bored2dthNashvL I’m not great but I’m fast…

Golf courses should require a five handicap or better to play weekend mornings.

@bored2dthNashvL Nah fuck that, I’m about a 10 handicap and stuck waiting behind golfers with lower handicaps all the time. Ready golf let’s go

Obviously, golf courses can’t afford to do this because the majority of you stink so badly. LMAO. A lot of butthurt hacks taking my original post very literally. We now know who is hypersensitive about their pace of play.

I absolutely HATE when they start the next round before the prior round is finished.

@pintmonster69 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Man who in the fresh fuck is Cournoyer

Lightning… 3rd best team in East. Canadiens… 4th best team in East. OT in Game 1. OT in Game 2. OT in Game 3. SHOULD NOT BE A 1ST ROUND SERIES.

@MikeBartner Matthews

Who is the worst player currently in the NHL that would be Top 10 in the League 40 years ago in 1986.