Laura Andrus

@ElijahSchaffer Twat.

London is a Muslim city and has already fallen They are ruled by Muslims They are patrolled by Muslims Crime is rampant Rapes are unreported and police do nothing to protect British girls Young white men are jailed for pointing out the impending danger So backwards

@RipGriffin3 @allenanalysis

@allenanalysis He’s been going hard since the campaign. Battling the left is exhausting because they keep tearing this country apart. He’s trying to keep it together.

NEWS: New reporting quietly circulating in Washington says the sitting president is showing visible signs of cognitive decline, and even people inside his circle are beginning to admit he is “not the same” anymore. The slips, the confusion, the moments caught on camera all point in one direction. The most troubling part is what this means for the decisions he is making right now. Full analysis coming shortly. “He’s Slowing Down”: New Reporting Points to Visible Decline in Donald Trump’s Public Performances : open.substack.com/pub/theallenan…

@ratemyplatenow Heat?

Tea is ready but what’s missing

@Tachardiella @StephenKing

@StephenKing I'm an atheist, didn't really agree with Charlie Kirk on a lot of things. But never once did I find anything he said offensive. Anyone who thinks he is some sort of extreme far right nationalist has never actually listened to him.

I apologize for saying Charlie Kirk advocated stoning gays. What he actually demonstrated was how some people cherry-pick Biblical passages.

@NoisyMV I'm spending more time on Threads, far nicer!

@antmiddleton Can you manage *one* sentence without a spelling mistake? Illiterate thug.

I body slammed a male police officer to the ground in 2012 and I was initially charged with ABH but then forced to plea guilty naïvely to section 20 GBH. I didn’t break any bones nor inflicted any bruises or cuts and held myself accountable not knowing the magnitude of the charge. I held myself fully accountable as a white, Christian, British, straight man to which they took full advantage of. It’s funny how British law and order is fully applicable to us but differs to those who can play the cultural and racial card… If there’s an investigative journalist out there that wants to know the truth please get my court statements and you will find out that I never laid a finger on a woman and that the situation wasn’t preempted. My reaction was sparked by an action by the male police officer however I still held my accountable for ‘my actions’ thereafter. If the Manchester airport scumbags do not get a custodial sentence then I will stark something that no one will be prepared for and I will bring a whole British nation along with me! 🫡🇬🇧

@JStrummered @supertanskiii Two Weeks Again Trump. TWAT.

@supertanskiii I suppose Trump will let people know in two weeks as per usual? It is fucking hilarious though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

@cmaclenn @RevRichardColes It's a great book.

@RevRichardColes Your post made me google a summary of the novel. I hadn’t heard of it before. Thank you.

@Parody_PM Clacton & Thick.

Name this famous double act.

@John_Dabell Grab ALL the carps, John. Be well.

Today marks immunotherapy spa treatment 65 - no massage, no mimosa, no cucumbers, no candles… just raw resilience and a drip full of defiance. I won't pretend it's easy, but I'm still showing up. 65 times I’ve sat in this chair. 65 times I’ve chosen not to quit. It's not a badge - it's a battle. My loyalty card must be full by now! Do I get a free smoothie or just more grit?! Please keep sharing, I'm not done yet! gofund.me/2a6d5199

@ThatEricAlper Basil Brush and David Niven. Not much has changed tbh.

Who was your childhood celebrity crush?

@VoWalesOfficial @WelshLabour *bearing*, you idiot.

Food market in the capital city of Wales, Cardiff. The capital of @WelshLabour and @Plaid_Cymru Nation of Sanctuary project. What do you notice? Baring in mind THIS IS WALES!

@mikejwhelan Cranberry is a preventative, not a cure. It prevents bacteria that cause UTIs clinging to the bladder wall. So, either drink it regularly if you like it, but it's not going to do much if you've already got one. Antibiotics are your friends. Hope you feel better soon.

@NoContextBrits Butter, you maniac.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

@MyArrse We're all familiar with the phrase "mad with grief" but she really went full right-wing hatstand after her lovely husband died. I can't help thinking that only his reasonableness kept her hateful views in check.

What goes around comes around: Maureen Lipman is in a Bunker after her Holiday in Tel Aviv is Ruined by Iran's Retaliation.

@RonFilipkowski More like Idi Amin.

I’m 50-50 Trump is going to show up at his military parade tomorrow in a Muammar Gaddafi uniform and just go full Borat.

@Bbmorg Yeah, he's so bad, we elected him three times.

Nah it’s people like you that are the problem Ben.

@GBNews23653867 Twosome, threesome, he thinks he's handsome...

🚨Looks nasty, looks like our Darren's love life is going to be on hiatus for the foreseeable

@clairebubblepop I was in a surgical assessment unit on Friday; 15 staff, 2 were 'white', one of those was Irish, the other could have been from anywhere. Tell me again how 'migrants' are clogging-up the system. Without them, we wouldn't *have* an NHS.

I’m seeing people claim migrants are the reason for the NHS backlog. This just isn’t true. The reason for the backlog is lack of funding and the decimation of social care. Many elderly patients are fit to be discharged but have nowhere to go for their future care. Stop lying!