Laura Avery Sumner

Will someone please tell me what the HELL is going on?! @SumnerTweets @AbbyEwingSumner @MPMackMacKenzie @KarenFairgate @ValeneEwing

Hey, can someone help me? I think I'm locked in a coffin. Where the hell is Greg? On a side note, the reception's great down here.

Sorry that I've been absent from the twitter-verse for a while. I was busy dying.

@BrettMichaelRob Thanks for following.

@jmesposito @JayBurr1969 I'm flattered, guys. I thought everyone forgot about me after I left to "die."

@AbbyEwingSumner @ChasingC00per @ValeneEwing Can't you read? He called you a "bitch." B-I-T-C-H. If you google it, your picture comes up.

My account was temporarily suspended, but I'm back. *eyeroll*

@SidFairgate ...What? Ciji can't be dead...it's not true.

@williamstafford Definitely! Welcome to the cul-de-sac!

"Blonde or Brunette" is trending. Redheads get no love.

@Richard_Avery ...And this is coming from balding, mopey, flannel pajama-wearing Richard Avery? Fuck you! Go back to Abby. She can have you.

@CijiDunne Ciji? Where the hell are you? I've been calling you all day. Where were you last night? I'm getting worried.

@CijiDunne I'll be front row center! Knock 'em dead, sweetie!

I have a headache.

@SumnerTweets I'm not even going to ask what that means, Ace. Idiot! *eyeroll*

@CijiDunne Of course! I'll be here. Richard won't bother us. He went out to buy some truffles. Come to think of it, that was four days ago.

@SumnerTweets You bastard! You gave away our daughter?!

Is anyone in the market for a house?