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Laura 🥑 😎

@LauraAvocado

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it. 😎 *I can do without dopey 'hello, how are you?' type DMs, thanks all the same!

🇬🇧 Where time's stood still Katılım Mayıs 2011
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David Atherton
David Atherton@DaveAtherton20·
In Farnham Royal a leafy, middle-class village to the NW of Slough will house migrants. Verdon Court, a block of flats has been brought, at a cost of £4 million. Residents are furious, as you can see in the video. There is a major protest on Monday 6th April.
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Imtiaz Mahmood
Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood·
Rumours are growing that Rupert Lowe and Nigel Farage could be preparing to join forces. If true, this would mark one of the most significant political shifts in recent years. A united front, a stronger voice.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The next @Grok Imagine release will be epic. We are doubling down.
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Chris Turner
Chris Turner@ChrisTu33799970·
When is a journalist going to ask to Starmers face why Dont you answer questions in the House He is pathetic
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Quincunx
Quincunx@Quincun36705461·
🚨🚨PMQs: when will the @CommonsSpeaker remind the PM that he should not refer to the Leader of the Opposition as 'SHE'! How misogynistic! Breach of Parliamentary protocol. When will you pick Starmer up on this?
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@Bounce_BackLoan @turquoise1112 This Labour Speaker should just stop gaslighting us and admit what we all already know - he could, but chooses not to call out Dear Leader because he's biased!
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MrBounceBack.com
MrBounceBack.com@Bounce_BackLoan·
Right at the end of PMQs as everyone was darting out of the door, the Rt Hon Sir Edward Leigh MP (Gainsborough, Conservative) raised a Point of Order, on the subject of numbnuts Keir Starmer never answering a fucking question. The Speaker admits there is nowt he can do.
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@Keltic_Spirit @softlads You could use that same argument about knives. They are very easy to get, yet most people don't carry one, even for self-defence. 🤷‍♀️
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ΞlZorillo 🇬🇧 ☩ ✞
What is happening to this bloody country!!! My daughter has been informed by school that her TWELVE year old daughter (my granddaughter) has been found on a 'stab list'. So the son of recent African immigrants, who has only been here maybe a year and has been caught at least twice with a knife at school, has now created a list of girls he intends to stab for shunning his advances. He is STILL in school. This madness has to end. Either the establishment are on the side of good people or good people will take things into their own hands. She's 12yo for gods sake and has to now walk around school with the threat of being stabbed at any moment.
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@mistymeana @GBNEWS When has Starmer EVER answered a single question at (clue's in the bloody name) Prime Minister's Questions??
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Patsy Pancake 🥀 💙 ♿️ 🇪🇺 🌈
@GBNEWS How extremely childish. I can’t imagine any of them holding up during PMQs if they were to be either PM or leader of the opposition. You can’t just throw a strop and walk out if you don’t like the questions or answers.
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Grant Hawley
Grant Hawley@hawley_grant·
@GBNEWS Well done Reform. Yet again, Starmer has been made to look a fool on worldwide TV.
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Jack🐝
Jack🐝@JackWFC1234·
@GBNEWS Absolutely pathetic charlatans. They’re not gonna be able to walk out whenever they want in government. Pathetic little children.
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Laura Trott MP
Laura Trott MP@LauraTrottMP·
Five years ago, hundreds of Islamists protested at the gates of Batley Grammar School all because a teacher showed a cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad during a Religious Education lesson. Within days, he was forced into hiding. Threatened with death. His family targeted and children forced to miss school. Five years on. He is STILL in hiding. Still living in fear. In Britain. And what’s changed? Instead of defending free speech, Labour are now debating new definitions of “anti-Muslim hostility” and appointing a tsar to police it. This amounts to blasphemy law by the back door and it will have a significant and chilling effect on how people live. Labour councils in the north of England have issued advice to teachers warning that children’s drawings may be deemed “idolatrous” under sharia law. That music and dance lessons might breach religious expectations. Teachers are effectively being told to be careful. Children risk being labelled blasphemous for drawing a nativity scene. 
 No religion should be above the law. No belief should be beyond criticism. The Batley teacher was cleared of any wrongdoing and an independent report said he was badly let down. But it didn’t matter. His life was already torn apart. His children forced out of school. His family still in hiding. So ask yourself, if this happened again today, would anything be different? Or would we fail him all over again? We must stand up for our teachers.
We must defend children. 
We must say no to extremism and no to blasphemy laws in Britain. We MUST fight for free speech.
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
Yep!
Chris Rose@ArchRose90

I don’t need to watch #PMQs to know how it will go today: Kemi: Does the PM expect the British public to believe that McSweeney's phone had gone missing? Starmer: Is this the same public who had to pay higher mortgages due to Liz Truss’ budget which SHE supported!?

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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@ChrisMartin1961 Because the Millennials & Gen Z see the fruits of a lifetime's hard work and want it all for themselves NOW.
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Christopher Martin 💙🤟👩🏻‍🦽‍➡️🌸⚾️
I’m seeing, yet again, this surge of hatred for the Boomer generation. I’m a late season Boomer, born in 1961; I’ve worked for nearly 50 years, have been in the same profession for 37 years, I’ve routinely worked 45-60 hours a week. I don’t get why we are so vilified.
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@Matt_Pinner At least Boris didn't carry the title of most hated PM in British history and could cycle & jog around London on his own without requiring an army of bodyguards so that tells you something....
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Laura 🥑 😎
Laura 🥑 😎@LauraAvocado·
@ErikaRose154722 And the answers will be (not in any particular order): *I won't take any lectures from her/him. *14 years of Tory... *We inherited .. *Blah blah Breakfast Clubs. *Blah blah Iran War... *Blah blah Difficult choices. *Blah blah Black Hole.
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Erika Rose
Erika Rose@ErikaRose154722·
How come day by day here on X there are videos posted from Mosques all over this land, by Imams warning us, telling us, that they are here to take over, not to be friends, not to co exist, but to force us, by any means, even to kill us, if we dont follow Islam and Sharia law. This is allowed, but hey, what about Lucy Connolly, how come she got imprisoned, for a tweet, when the hate directed to us white Christians, is scary, threatening, violent, total harrassment, and extremely offensive. Someone needs to bring this up in Parliament..and demand answers ?
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