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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $5K DOGE CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $2K TARIFF CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE IRS BEING ABOLISHED? WHAT HAPPENED TO AFFORDABLE LIVING?

Dave's log, Sunday. 7:00am: "Keith is not in the field. Keith is not on the barn roof. Keith is not in the yard, the feed store, the polytunnel, or the oak tree. I have checked all seven gates. All seven gates are latched. I am going to get in the car." Dave got in the car. Keith was in the village. Specifically, Keith was in the churchyard. Not, to Dave's relief, in the church: the door was closed. Keith was in the churchyard eating the grass from around the older headstones, which had not been maintained and which the parish council had been discussing at its last two meetings without resolution. Dave arrived at the churchyard at 7:45am. Keith was working a systematic grid, row by row, starting from the east boundary. He had cleared approximately eight graves' worth of long grass, dandelion, and dock. Dave stood at the churchyard gate for a while. Keith continued his grid. The Reverend arrived at 8:00am for early service preparation and found Dave standing at the gate watching a goat work the east section. Reverend: "Is that yours?" Dave: "Yes. Sorry. I don't know how he..." Reverend: "He's doing the east section." Dave: "Yes." Reverend: "The parish council has been meaning to do the east section for two months." Dave: "I know. He'll have it done by nine." Reverend: "Can he come back next month?" Dave looked at the Reverend. Dave looked at Keith. Keith had moved to the third row. Dave's log, later: "The Reverend has asked if Keith can come back. I told him I'd think about it. I'm adding a column. The column is labelled: Ecclesiastical." Steve's complaint number twenty-nine arrived that afternoon. Subject: ground elder again. Keith had apparently made a return visit to Steve's garden at some point between the churchyard and Dave collecting him. Dave's log: "I don't know when. He has a route. The route includes Steve. Steve is part of the route now." By 11am Keith was back in his own field, eating knotweed. The knotweed is at 6%. The east section of the churchyard is tidy. The Reverend has Dave's number. Dave added the column.

Just so I’m tracking. Japan loves - steak - motorcycles - dogs - bacon - chicks in stars & stripes bikinis - trucks - country music - freedom - respect - swords - sushi - classic cars Japan hates - crime - islam - communism Am I part Japanese?

1/ Meet Kabir Singh, an Indian scammer who impersonates Apple support and then rips off innocent vulnerable people. He tried to scam me......but instead of paying him money, I hacked into his laptop and redeemed $10,000 worth of giftcards live on webcam!

JUST HAPPENED: Police showed up at my office looking for me. We don’t know what this is about. Nobody has been arrested in our recent videos. We have another coming tomorrow showing more crimes on tape.

The UK Government BLOCKED a ban on Cousin Marriage Yes you read that correctly Prime Minister Keir Starmer got up in Parliament and defended INCEST

turns out the wisdom teeth contain stem cells that can heal the heart, brain and skin. another stupid modern scam, removing millions of people's wisdom teeth a year

@kekmaximusk Undeniably the worst haircut I've ever had in 71 years. Still had all my teeth. Just invented the "Right Here" magnetic eyeglass holder. It was just after 9/11.

tell me the lore behind your profile picture

🚨BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announces incentive program for patriots to help root out fraud in the U.S. Tipsters will “get up to 30% of the fines imposed on criminals who are trying to bleed US taxpayers dry.”

That explains my anti-social behavior.

No animal is safe near a Moslem. No woman is safe near a Moslem. No Christian is safe near a Moslem. No Jew is safe near a Moslem. No Hindu is safe near a Moslem. No Buddhist is safe near a Moslem. Why do they still call it the “religion of peace”?

🚨 JUST IN: In a huge move, Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent is about to launch a new anti-fraud program giving whistleblowers up to 30% of FINES levied against criminals stealing taxpayer dollars The launch is set for as soon as MONDAY, per NYP All hands on deck to DESTROY FRAUD 🔥

New ballot initiative in Oregon called ‘Initiative Petition 28, the PEACE Act, will make it illegal to hunt, fish or raise animals, even if it’s on your own land If passed it will be ILLEGAL to - Hunt or fish for food (even on your own property or for sustenance - Raise and slaughter animals like chickens, rabbits, pigs, cows, etc., for meat on your own land or farm. - Engage in common livestock practices (e.g., breeding via artificial insemination) - Control pests by killing them (in many cases) If passes it will lead to investigations and prosecutions of farmers and individuals raising animals for food, including small scale or backyard operations with rabbits and chickens “They're going to raid all of our farmers and go after them because they're trying to quietly pass it and then make it where we all have to eat from the stores instead of farmer's markets and stuff.”

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Italia convoca manisfestacion por la gata Rosi brutalmente violada por un monstruo que debe ser encontrado,no podemos estar allí pero el 3 de abril piden el Hashtag #GiustiziaPerRosi #JusticiaPorRosi

Tonight, a Black Lives Matter activist came up to me, put a camera in my face, & said, “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?” I responded, “I don’t think black men should be unjustly locked up, while illegal aliens are rewarded with freedom.” He didn’t say anything & walked away.

I don’t see Christians raping cats. I don’t see Confucians raping cats. I don’t see Buddhists raping cats. I don’t see Jews raping cats. I don’t see Hindus raping cats. There’s something really sick about Islam. I only see Moslems raping animals.

El estado de Rosi la gatita violada por un hombre en Roma empeora,se emitió un llamado urgente de donación de sangre tipo B la respuesta fue brutal ya está recibiendo la transfusión,su situación es grave😭 recemos vamos Rosi mereces un hogar #JusticiaParaRosi #GiustiziaPerRosi

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