Laura 🦦

@DeathUnveiled @saturn_gazer @DiscussingFilm No, he is actually printing them as we speak lol.

@saturn_gazer @DiscussingFilm I understand that it's Markiplier but it's dangerous to take things at face value like that. Actually weird behavior

@AndyBurnhamGM Terrible idea. Reform is going to win that seat.

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@Keir_Starmer Under your government my daughter missed out on her GCSE years due to poor health, under your gov. she was lost in the cracks& ZERO provisions given to her to try & keep up with her lessons. I had to pay for private tuition for her, on a credit card, that I’m still paying off.

When I say every child should have the opportunity to go as far as their talent takes them, I mean every single child. Children who grew up in poverty, with special educational needs, those who can't get a job. We back them: every young person struggling to find work will get a guaranteed offer of a job, training, or a work placement.

@UKLabour You have no idea what the public want/ need that is why you keep coming out with ideas that are ridiculous and then have to u-turn! You’re not in touch with the people that’s why you keep failing. And it’s costing us. We are going to end up under reform because of you.

Labour was elected to change this country. That is what the public want, and what they deserve. Tough days like today don’t weaken our determination to deliver that change. They strengthen it.

@Keir_Starmer I probably would have voted Labour if @AndyBurnhamGM was PM

Today, choose progress over the politics of anger. Vote Labour.

@modernhistory He got finer!

What happened to Tom Hardy?

@MbarkCherguia They called you a toad 😂 “ILL HAVE YOU, TOAD”

Just found his on my car, what should I do?

@herosradiance They weren’t on vaction. He+Amy already knew the rescue place as they had a dog, who died last year, from it. Mark saw Sandy on the rescue centres IG back in Nov + they decided to adopt her. In March this year they were finally allowed to fly over and get her. 24 hour trip lol!

“ooh my names markiplier i rescued a puppy with my smoking hot wife while we were on vacation in thailand after i had the #1 movie in america that one day” like gimme a break

@AbakpaJob I’ll do it tomorrow

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@letterboxd I’ve always used 3 stars as “yeah it was alright that, not the best but enjoyable”

3 stars is good actually

@Joanna__Hardy Boycott @CadburyUK Easter eggs until they give us back our proper chocolate eggs!!

we need to have a national conversation about the shape of these weird squashed eggs

@MissMarilyn1M The economy! It effects us all 😭

My mom took her dog to the vet. She was told he needed to live as stress free as possible. He literally lives with 2 people in their 60s, eats homemade food and sleeps in their bed. What the hell is he stressed about?

@hookskat Potentially. As an example, many “PDFs” will have experienced SA as a child themselves. A horrific and tragic cycle. Become the monster that they hated the most, that hurt them the most and cause the same pain they experienced to another innocent and vulnerable.

Do you believe a human being can be damaged beyond repair by another human being?

But I’m also really proud of her for thinking “this is not right, I don’t want this and you’re not listening to me” and despite her feelings for him she ended it on those basis. That’s amazing, she has such a great head on her shoulders, I’m so relieved!!! (And proud)

I feel bad that she experienced this and it sucks she didn’t tell me at the time, but I do also get why as I was working in a secondary school and I know the laws on safeguarding kids etc so I would have to report it to her school get the DSL involved.

How the HECK are boys still not being taught this?! You are their parents!! Sex and consent is one of the biggest issues teens will face as they’re exploring their sexuality. STEP IT UP!

It’s 2026! I managed to teach my daughter about consent, to teach her about thinking about what SHE is comfortable with and uncomfortable with, taught her that her voice is valid, that she TOO should never push a sexual activity in a relationship

Things my now 17 year old daughter has told me about that happened in her first and only relationship: He sent her a d*** pic. He tried to convince her to send nudes back. They were together for a year aged 14-15. This classes as distributing CP. TEACH YOUR KIDS!

I restarted The Dark Tower series this week. Ready to be broken all over again. Down with permanent stickers on books! Especially ones promoting a bloody awful (although well cast, what a waste) movie adaptation 😣 #thedarktower #stephenking #thegunslinger